Yakuza Kick Radio

Overworked and Underpaid

New Yakuza!!!!
Tonight's thoughts:
-Niners update
-ICW & GCW?
-Gage vs. Mox
—“Part of me cares … a little bit”
—“I just don’t think it’s gonna be as good as I’ve already seen”
-Mickie Knuckles vs. Sadika
—“Mickie looks like Madman Pondo in a chick singlet”
—Thoughts on The Pit: “It looks like farmhands got into it at the barn”
—“They’re fighting in a phone booth with dirt in it”
-The American “Mr. Danger”
-Brian Picard runs another show
—“He shoulda just made it a Jay Cat tribute show”
-Frankie Pickard: “MFer has got a smoking gimmick … and an eating gimmick … and a cosplay gimmick … and eight kids”
—“I don’t think I light very good fires”
-“Spider-Man ain’t s**t compared to Venom”

Time to Scorch the Earth

Tonight's Topics:
-Shoutout to disappointed Eagles fans
-“JWM almost kills this kid doing the Destroyer …”
—“I don’t just blame Murdoch, but …”
-Takeda vs. Fork Board
—“I don’t stab food as deep as this m’fer stabbed his go**amn back with these forks”
-Thoughts on Dark Side of the Ring
—“A plane full of drunk gorillas”
—“Old a** man with his di** out”
—“Wrestling is not a place for people who are struggling”
-Ron Funches in GCW
-Markus Crane moving in to Tremont’s house
—“Is there a shower in that building?”
—“If you’re happy living in a warehouse with a bunch of other dudes, smelling like a**holes and Cheetos …”
-Brian keeps it going
—“You should know better”
—“I never wanted to talk about you again on this show”
 

Working at the Carnival … Operating Rusty Rides

Tonight ...
-Life update 
-Football season is here!!
-AEW drops a killer PPV
—Brian Picard (fka Atticus Reign)
—“Let’s talk about negativity”
—“Zandig became a fu**ing angry Trumper, and CM Punk became one of the most famous wrestlers of all time”
—Thoughts on CM Punk as a ring general
—Zandig: “Isn’t that the crazy Trump guy?”
—Picard: “He puts on shows, and he can’t survive long enough to have a storyline”
—“I’m not here for people”
—“I got way too much ‘right here’ sh*t to be worrying about ‘over there’ sh*t”

Complimentary Tissues

Topics include:
-Stress at work
-Get ready for a story …
-“Let me get off this heavy sh*t …”
-Suzuki in the States
-Mickie vs. Sadika: “Mickie’s gonna’ have to fight. No question about it”
-Rest In Peace, Daffney
-IWA-DS tweet
-No Hogan … at Hogan Hall
-CM Punk
—“One of the very few things that does catch my interest in wrestling”
—“If most people hate him, GOOD. I probably don’t like those fu**ing people either”
-Thoughts on AEW competing with WWE
—“Now, they absolutely have the cards to be sitting at the same table”
-“Gage is EMO now”
-Deathmatch Weapons Workshop?
-Nolan Edward: “He’s done”
 

Got That Serpent Blood

New Yakuza!!!
Topics include:
-49ers looking dope in preseason
-Thoughts on ICW in San Antonio
—Neil “Diamond” Cutter: “That’s a bad little motherfu**er”
-Emil Jay: “He’s just a forever fu**ing loser”
-Takeda in drag
-Thoughts on the XPW return
-Drake Younger on the “Meth Hour”
—“Get back in your little tiny fu**ing car, honk your motherfu**ing noses, and walk your big fu**ing shoes off the stage”
-Jimmy Lloyd working a regular job now
-“Drake’s people”
-“Pyrex Picasso”
… and more!!

BLOCKED!!!

Topics include:
-Blocked by Captain Dave?
—“F**k Hamhead, or whoever else needed to get in Dave’s head”
—“Even though you don’t like me, I still like ya Dave”
-CM Punk’s a homophobe?!?!
-“More millennial bulls**t …”
-Nick Gage on AEW
—“To me, it wasn’t anything special”
—“Maybe he’ll be on the show. Maybe he’ll be asleep in the locker room”
-Thoughts on Space Jam and LeBron
-AEW talent pool is “looking crazy”
—Daniel Bryan? CM Punk?
-LOX or Dipset?
-“A 9-toed, mostly blind, morbidly obese promoter” returns to the ring
 

A Lover’s Quarrel

Check out this week's Yakuza Kick Radio!!!
Topics include:
-Plants
—“The plant industry is a filthy fu**ing business”
—“They survive off of you not making your sh*t survive”
-Why Cardona vs. Gage?
—“Gage is built like a gas station attendant”
-Justin Kyle vs. Brandon Kirk
—“Killing the business”
—“I’m not really up for your friendly exhibition”
-Markus Crane sells his X-Ray’s
—“… blatant, over-the-top drug user …”
—“Any fan paying 250 dollars for a Markus Crane X-Ray should get their fu**ing head scanned”
-Nick Gage feuds with a beer company
—“The beer company won’t beat him up like Sadika did”
-Frankie Pickard
—“He looked like a fat Koko B. Ware in a Wal-Mart Halloween costume”
—“A morbidly obese Power Ranger … at Matt Tremont’s house”

Sup Girl?

Check out this week's Yakuza Kick Radio!
Topics:
-Tommy End
-Thoughts on Sadika
—Her ICW weekend
-David Starr’s “sex and love addiction”?
-“Most people don’t know who the fu*k a Chrissy Rivera is”
—“Queen of the Combat Zone”
—‘’Sup Girl?’
—“How much time are you gonna invest in ‘Woke Twitter shaming’ people?”
-BLK Jeez in NWA
-Relevant Gage matches
—“Then ‘Pep Rally’ Gage showed up”
-“Who the fuck does Glade think they are?”
-“It looks like fu**ing cheerleading”
—“You shouldn’t have to tell people to clap for you if what you just did is dope”
-ICW is still going … somehow
-“Every human life is precious!”
—“Go f**k yourselves!”
—140 die on July 4
—“Good. Less people”
-Thoughts on ICW “No Holds Barred: 14”
—“I still think that’s a fu**ing dream match that we just didn’t get”
—“Gary Jay is a striking motherfu**er”
—“Insane Lane fu**ing bettered himself”
 

Staying Away from PNC Bank

Check out the new Yakuza!
Topics include:
-Summer is NOT adoption season
-Alex Colon wins again
-‘Pep Rally’ Gage
-Continuing to drop the ball with Shlak
-“I’ll never understand Drake”
—Drake and the Anti-Maskers vs. Ian Rotten
—Necro Butcher is summoned
-Kit Osbourne dropped from King of the Death
—“He’s gotta’ make better business decisions”
-Will we see a return for Mondo?
-IWTV sues GCW
-Listener questions
 

No Autographs!

Topics include ...
-Drake Younger
--"This fu**ing guy ..."
-"Johnny Jerkoff from Iowa ..."
-Nick Gage "Dark Side of the Ring"
--"It's not a happy ending ..."
--"Lot of history being rewritten on it ..."
-Thoughts on the passing of New Jack
-Goodbye Lilly ... you'll always be remembered