Yakuza Kick Radio

Sugar Free

Its time for this week's YAKUZA
Tonight's topics:
-Nick Gage “Dark Side of the Ring”
—“This show is spotlighting trainwrecks”
-Tremont doc
—“That’s not comfortable”
-Necro beats women??
—“If people stop beating women, he can’t beat his d**k no more”
—“These are a few of my favorite things: Roman Reigns, sweatpants, and beating women”
—“I definitely wish death on the Necro Butcher”
-“I don’t have the patience. I’m not here to learn anything else”
-CZW coming back ...
-Drake Younger
—“Dude is off his motherfu**in’ rocker”
-Demi Lovato triggered by sugar-free yogurt
—“That bi**h is a Super Karen, and she needs to be stopped”
-Glade spray
—“If you want a spray that replicates if an old man had cologned up and was heading over to the BINGO to get some old pu**y ...”
 

YKR is Running Wylde!!!!

Yakuza's BACK!
Tonight ...
-Guilty!
—“There’s always gonna be evil out there”
-Conway’s new s**t
-Samoa Joe
—“Out there in a rain poncho looking sad as hell”
-How is Drake not fired yet?
-Jimmy Lloyd: “Victim of discrimination”
-Deathmatch Wrestling = Fetish Wrestling
—Not to Tank
-“The Reign of Wylde has begun ...”
—“As if you needed more ...”
—“I hate shindies and I think they all should die”
-Pepper Plant shopping
-“F**k the Marvel Universe”
—“I saw The Incredible Hulk in a sweater vest, in what looked like a coffee shop, talking about his feelings”
-Ted Nugent gets COVID
—“Hope he dies. That would be great”

YKR: Non-Toxic Edition

Yakuza's back!!
Tonight ...
-“S**t’s been crazy”
-Thoughts on Spring Break (Gage vs Mox?)
-Teddy Hart shows up
—and gets kicked out
—“Somebody please book Justin Kyle vs Teddy ... or John Wayne Murdoch”
—Dickinson takes a picture with Teddy ... and apologizes
—“You can’t claim to have a non-toxic environment if Teddy Hart is any way shape or form allowed in that environment”
—“We’re almost done with this co**sucker”
-“Danny Demanto is the NY DJ Hyde”
-“This Justin Kyle’s a bad motherfu**er”
-TJ & Friends
—“Brett’s paying me to film you!!”
—Time for another Go Fund Me
-DMX dies
—“Good”
—“That music is fu**ing hot, but f**k that dude”
-Pepper Plant Plans
-Does pineapple belong on pizza?
-“It’s time to bring this popcorn game to a new level”
-“Who the f**k’s list is Bert making of you take him away from fu**ing Ernie?!?!?”
—“Elmo’s a go**amn superstar!”
 
 

People Can Disappear!

Check out this week's Yakuza Kick Radio!
Topics include:
-Fallout from the “TJ & Friends” burial
—“His dad’s a ‘Joe Dirt’ replica”
—“I’m not doing a ‘Go Fund Me.’ I’m doing a ‘Go Fu** Yourself’”
—“Everybody knows I talk sh*t. If you’re not looking to hear that, then DON’T LISTEN!”
-Thoughts on the “Tom & Jerry” movie
-Home workout advice
-Nick Gage: “I support the fu**in’ women!!”
—“Who the fu*k is this kid’s parent getting a  Nick Gage fu**ing Cameo for their fu**ing birthday”
-Pepe Le Pew gets cancelled
—“I don’t think by any stretch of the imagination Looney Tunes was trying to teach kids to be rapists”
—“Told ya we should have gotten rid of that cartoon. People been raping ever since!”
-“Proud of ya there, Matt! You look like sh** though”
-“I have so many more followers now that my t**s are bigger!”

Morality ... YES OR NO!?!?!

New episode of Yakuza Kick Radio!
Tonight:
-Joey Ryan runs a charity show
—“The wrestling business is full of complete fu**ing dirtbags”
-Exploding Barbed-Wire
-Will Markus Crane return?
—“Probably ... because he’s fu**ing stupid”
-Cookie Guy
—“He‘a just a fu**ing weirdo”
-Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral
—“You’re making a problem out of something that wasn’t a problem”
—“Outrage for no fu**ing reason”
-Texas is over Coronavirus!!
—“We asked God and He said we can do what we want”
-Colin West
—Incident in On Point
—“This guys a fu**ing pedophile”
—“I don’t wanna hear about what happened to you as a teenager”
—“I hope 25 more dudes victimize you in prison”
—“You either have morals or you don’t”

Sweet Dreams Are Made ...

Check out the latest Yakuza Kick Radio!
Topics include:
-Chris Dickinson in NJPW
-TJ and Friends
—“... knucklehead, stupid, a**hole sh*t”
-Austin Aries 
—“Eat a fu**ing d**k”
-“This TV version of deathmatch wrestling ...”
-The Muppet Show is offensive?
-“The most important thing in life is to get the f**k back home to your family”
-Balki on the court
-“This Tekashi 69 dude ... why hasn’t he died yet?”
-Teddy Hart in jail again
—“I hate continuing to hear that he’s alive”
-Frankie Pickard: Grizzled ring veteran
—“I don’t think being a shi**y wrestler for a bunch of years should make you a ‘veteran’”

Choose DEATH!!

-“John Zandig did not watch the Super Bowl”
-The greatness of Tom Brady
-“Because I don’t accept failure very well ...”
-“Super Bowl Halftime and I’m listening to ‘I Can’t Feel My Face’?”
-Michael Jordan “The Last Dance”
—“... with his School Bus Yellow eyes ...”
—“I’m a fu**ing Michael Jordan fan now”
-“The Snow Shooting”
-“Apparently Necro’s not dying now. That’s terrible news”
-Bullsh*t businesses
-“Two hour match vs. Jordan Oliver? I don’t wanna see two minutes of a Jordan Oliver match”
... and more
 

I’m Just Sayin’ ...

Topics include:
-Finally ...
-“Dumb Niner fans who DON’T want Stafford”
-“Deshaun Watson is a once-in-a-lifetime QB”
-The Rise and Fall of ... Zandig
-Sean Price
-“I don’t go out of my way EVER for wrestling anymore”
-Necro Butcher
—“I want this fu**er to pass away as I’m doing this show now”
—“Choose Death motherfu**er”
-Sozio: “He plays the contrarian”
-“If you wanna die with a fu**ing Gymnasty Boy on your skin defining you ...”
—“If White Mike looks best on his fat, disgusting, un-laid fu**ing body ... then hey good for him”
-Joey Janela gets butthurt
-OJ gets vaccinated
—“I guess killing motherfu**ers got old. He wants to keep people safe now”
 

Make America HATE Again ...

Tonight ...
-Storming the fu**ing capital
—“Where is Zandig?”
—“I’m only gonna lose IF ...”
—“He made America HATE again”
—“I’m NOT a politician. I’m a jerkoff”
-NFL Talk
—Eagles fire head coach; QB trouble
—Chiefs OR Bills?
-“Maybe I’ll give it a shot. And then, I just don’t”

Happy New Year, MFers!

Latest episode drops ... NOW
-Celebrating Christmas with the cats
-Home Alone
--"Those McCallister's are trash ..."
--"F**k you bi**h! You lost me twice"
-Rest in Peace Brodie Lee
-"I don't have time for outer space, bruh"
-GCW vs. IWTV
-"Because you're a stupid fu**ing a**hole"
-"Nobody should be having a Fan Fest in a pandemic"
-COVID
--"We're just not smart enough as a society to control it"