Yakuza Kick Radio

It’s Like That

Tonight ...
-RIP Bob Saget
—“You just never know …”
-Losing John Madden and Betty White, too
-Kanye West drops a new one
—“Kanye’s gotten too fu**in’ crazy to not say some suspect sh*t on a track”
—“This dude is fu**in’ mental”
-“Tremont’s back to taking scaffold bumps in front of 100 people”
—“What’s the purpose …”
-Jeff Jarrett in GCW
-Nick Gage
—“Why is the leader of MDK now not working for GCW? Why do you think that is??”
-Shlak on a ventilator
-Thoughts on Perry Wiese
-On Point Wrestling
—“A shindy … wrapped in bacon”
—“Loudy was an accessory to Matt Tremont”
—“BYOB is cute, until …”
--"CZW is a thing of the past"

Just Another Day

-CZW
—“What the f**k is happening here?”
—“For years, CZW had the formula”
—“As soon as CZW catches a little bit of momentum, they’re gonna get re-canceled”
-RIP Markus Crane
—“I hate to say I told you so …”
-“Let’s Go Brandon”
—“It’s become a mental disability”
-“There’s a bi**h that sells farts …”
—“I’m not as mad at her as I am every motherfu**er that bought a fart”

“Whut the F**k?!?!?”

-Getting in the Christmas spirit
—Longwood Gardens
—Bronx Zoo
-Jimmy Rave is dead
—“I blame the wrestling business 100%”
—“There’s a big difference between helping AND facilitating the problem”
—Nick Gage
-Ring of Honor “Final Battle”
—Is this the end of ROH?
-Thoughts on CM Punk “Pro Choice”
-“Dirty” Ron McDonald 
-G-Raver and Jimmy Lloyd redo the infamous spot
—“This is why Jim Cornette said what he said”
—“You should be ashamed of yourself”
-“45 dollars for a fu**ing t-shirt??”
-“Don’t you ever disrespect me …”

Dead Dad Double Dip

Tonight ... 
-Ian Rotten takes a stance with RF
-Thoughts on ICW’s Chattanooga show
—Main event level brutality … in the opener 
—“Tank and JWM did great. The problem is, that was 2-3 hours after guys worked a main event”
—“Fake Brain Damage”
-Thoughts on GCW’s sell-out of Hammerstein
—“Hey, you can’t wrestle anywhere else. Just this shed”
-Nick Gage: “The intensity just isn’t there anymore”
-What’s going on with ROH?
-Markus Crane struggles
—“Every part of his life looks pathetic to me”
-John Gray: “He played the ‘dead Dad’ card already”
—“This is why I can’t have sympathy for motherfu**ers”

“Don’t Call Me A Rapper …”

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on Shane Strickland
—“Shane Strickland was always a talented dude. He just needed to find his lane (and it wasn’t in Sami Callihan’s gear bag)”
-“It’s Fri-Yayyyy” in the Combat Zone
—“CZW is like finding your favorite childhood video game at a yard sale for a quarter”
-“There’s a fake Brain Damage in ICW right now”
-Dark Side of the Ring thoughts
-Revisiting the Explosion Match fiasco in Trenton
—“Every time this fu**ing guy comes here, I don’t think we’re getting our money’s worth”
—“Who the fu*k told Matt Tremont that he could pack a baseball stadium?”
—“That show, from the front to the main, sucked”
—“The face of CZW …”
-“Yeah … I’m immunized”
-Thoughts on most recent WWE cuts
-“DAWG s**t …”
 

Hands Across America

Tonight ...
-A stormy night by the Jersey Shore
-Chappelle: “Is he canceled yet?”
-Verzuz Battle: KRS vs. Big Daddy Kane
-“They NEVER legalized selling marijuana”
—“The owner of BudHub.com …”
-Jimmy Rave “comes clean”
-DJ Hyde: “Just as, if not more, delusional than he always was”
-Scot Summers: Support his Go Fund Me
-Michael Myers is homophobic 
-“Remember that time we went to Aisle 6?”
 
 

Overworked and Underpaid

New Yakuza!!!!
Tonight's thoughts:
-Niners update
-ICW & GCW?
-Gage vs. Mox
—“Part of me cares … a little bit”
—“I just don’t think it’s gonna be as good as I’ve already seen”
-Mickie Knuckles vs. Sadika
—“Mickie looks like Madman Pondo in a chick singlet”
—Thoughts on The Pit: “It looks like farmhands got into it at the barn”
—“They’re fighting in a phone booth with dirt in it”
-The American “Mr. Danger”
-Brian Picard runs another show
—“He shoulda just made it a Jay Cat tribute show”
-Frankie Pickard: “MFer has got a smoking gimmick … and an eating gimmick … and a cosplay gimmick … and eight kids”
—“I don’t think I light very good fires”
-“Spider-Man ain’t s**t compared to Venom”

Time to Scorch the Earth

Tonight's Topics:
-Shoutout to disappointed Eagles fans
-“JWM almost kills this kid doing the Destroyer …”
—“I don’t just blame Murdoch, but …”
-Takeda vs. Fork Board
—“I don’t stab food as deep as this m’fer stabbed his go**amn back with these forks”
-Thoughts on Dark Side of the Ring
—“A plane full of drunk gorillas”
—“Old a** man with his di** out”
—“Wrestling is not a place for people who are struggling”
-Ron Funches in GCW
-Markus Crane moving in to Tremont’s house
—“Is there a shower in that building?”
—“If you’re happy living in a warehouse with a bunch of other dudes, smelling like a**holes and Cheetos …”
-Brian keeps it going
—“You should know better”
—“I never wanted to talk about you again on this show”
 

Working at the Carnival … Operating Rusty Rides

Tonight ...
-Life update 
-Football season is here!!
-AEW drops a killer PPV
—Brian Picard (fka Atticus Reign)
—“Let’s talk about negativity”
—“Zandig became a fu**ing angry Trumper, and CM Punk became one of the most famous wrestlers of all time”
—Thoughts on CM Punk as a ring general
—Zandig: “Isn’t that the crazy Trump guy?”
—Picard: “He puts on shows, and he can’t survive long enough to have a storyline”
—“I’m not here for people”
—“I got way too much ‘right here’ sh*t to be worrying about ‘over there’ sh*t”

Complimentary Tissues

Topics include:
-Stress at work
-Get ready for a story …
-“Let me get off this heavy sh*t …”
-Suzuki in the States
-Mickie vs. Sadika: “Mickie’s gonna’ have to fight. No question about it”
-Rest In Peace, Daffney
-IWA-DS tweet
-No Hogan … at Hogan Hall
-CM Punk
—“One of the very few things that does catch my interest in wrestling”
—“If most people hate him, GOOD. I probably don’t like those fu**ing people either”
-Thoughts on AEW competing with WWE
—“Now, they absolutely have the cards to be sitting at the same table”
-“Gage is EMO now”
-Deathmatch Weapons Workshop?
-Nolan Edward: “He’s done”