Yakuza Kick Radio

What’s Next?

-“Did you think you were gonna get some positivity on this fu**ing podcast?”
-Coronavirus “creating such panic, rash decisions, and irresponsible acts”
-Thoughts on the XFL
-Matt Tremont’s “irresponsible behavior”
—“All that ‘tough guy’ s**t goes out the window when you’re on an IV antibiotic drip”
-The ‘Chinese virus’
—“I’ll judge the f**k out of you”
-Tom Brady to the Bucs
-Belichick: “If he takes Brian Hoyer to the playoffs, I’m done”
-GCW
—“Someone just beat their bi-curious gang leader”
—Gregory Iron: “I don’t give a f**k about you or your little hand”
-More on Nick Gage
—“I am more legit than any motherfu**er on those message boards”
—“Keep convincing yourself that you mean something to somebody”
—Old Nick Gage: “I don’t think he’s fu**in’ playin’”
—“Back to fu**ing Ham Head”
—“Scotty Satire can eat a d**k”
—“Agree with me or disagree, but I’ve followed this fu**ing guy’s career”
-Acid Cup
—“F**k all of this Brett Lauderdale bulls**t”
 

Everything’s Cancelled

-Shit is popping off ...
-“Frankie Pickard has 8 motherfu**in’ kids”
—“God of barbecue, or some s**t”
-Coronavirus Talk
—“Right now, ‘toilet paper’ is the new ‘Tickle Me Elmo”
—H2O is still running ...
—“I’m safe from the Coronavirus here because Matt Tremont says so”
—“How much toilet paper do you think Frankie’s got in his fu**in’ house?!?”
-“When I say that I’m better than half of these motherfu**ers ... and half is being ridiculously generous ...”
-Super fan Jeff Skelton has an issue with “shindy bulls**t”
-Wrestling cancellations
-ROH, ICW
-WrestleMania?
-Indy wrestlers in women’s clothes
—“Not for me”
—Dickinson, Deppen, or Shlak. Otherwise, not interested
-Nick Gage
—“... is Bi-Curious”
—“Pre-prison Gage would have murdered post-prison Gage”
—“He Murder, Death, Killed his whole fu**ing gimmick”
... and much more!

Obnoxious Behavior

Tonight's bombs include:
-The San Francisco 49ers lost ...
—Revenge Tour 2020
—XFL: “I’m not interested in that B-level football”
-Teddy Hart arrested ...
—“I couldn’t have been happier ...”
-Joe Gacy given a huge opportunity
-“This ‘violence ... for the sake of violence’ has ruined DeathMatch Wrestling”
-For Valentine’s Day ... 
—“Who the f**k did you ‘buy’ a star from?”
-Struggling With Sozio
—“... you gotta Seagal-it”
-CZW
—Maven’s CZW: “Ain’t sh*t changed”
—“This company’s a fu**in joke”
—“Let’s talk about this dying sh**head”
—“Clapping ... at the lack of clapping”
-Back and forth with Ian again ...
—“What goes through your head ... other than CTE?”
... and more!

Struggling with Sozio: Passion for Animals

Round 2 of Sozio's interview with Jay Cat. This time, they focus on Jay's love for animals and his passion for helping them.

Struggling with Sozio: Focus On Sobriety

Today’s guest ... "is a MFN Savage!"
On this first episode, Sozio focuses on Jay Cat’s journey into and out of Alcoholism, becoming a serious athlete, and more!
 

Macaroni and Cheese ... with Ketchup

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on Kobe Bryant (RIP)
-Support Dogs ... in wrestling
-CZW
—Hall of Fame induction of the Necro Butcher
—“Mr. Morality” Maven Bentley
-49ers
—Season recap
-Math?
—“The hard-working gene out of people is gone”
-Hamhead talking s**t again
-The passing of Justice Pain (RIP)
—“Justice Pain embodied the attitude and the identity of what CZW was”

Back to Business

Listener topics include ...
-IWA-EC “Night for Necro”
—“Necro’s dying ... and I’m good with it. I’m excited”
—“Die, motherfu**er. Die, motherfu**er ... Still”
—Which one is the a**hole?
-Eminem’s new album
—“I didn’t like it”
-“Speaking of White rappers ...”
—Brett Lauderdale
—“What the fu** is wrong with this guy?”
—“He’s a dirty little fu**ing weasel”
—“There ain’t sh** cool about you. You fat little ba**ard”
-On Point Wrestling
—“This is some sh** that should have been wrapped up a long time ago”
-“That’s for some other je**off that literally wants to je** off”
-David Starr’s “Agenda-based bulls**t”
—“Eventually, his true colors came out. And his true colors are wack”
-Teddy Hart
—Smoke and mirrors
—“I invented it and gave it to Petey”
-Thoughts on Tessa Blanchard
-NFL talk (Mahomes, Lamar, 49ers, and more)
-Back to Teddy
—Nighthawk Radio
—Visited at work
—aaaaand .... No-sold

Bedazzling and Beanie Boos: Come Get Some, Teddy!

Tonight:
-“It’s the ‘Ian Rotten’s closing up shop’ time of year”
—“Book ... and fail. Book ... and fail”
-“Let’s just gets into all the bullsh*t”
-Rick Cataldo
-Rory Gulak
-Joey vs. “some fu**in’ half-a-fruit from England”
-Marlon Craft
—Funkmaster Flex: “GTFOH”
-Teddy takes on “Nightwave Radio”
—“He’s just a colossal fu**ing a**hole”
-Blake Christian-Jordan Oliver spot
—“I don’t give a f**k if he’s having fun”
... and more

Not For Everyone

Tonight:
-Challenge is made
—Finding his calling
—“When you get a s**thead like Teddy Hart ...”
—“... the opposite of someone who loves cats”
—Mr. Money: “He just went missing like that girl Teddy was dating”
—“There’s not a chance I’m losing to this fu**ing clown”
—For every single thing you stand for ... you’re a fu**ing fraud”
-G-Raver is on some bulls**t again
—“I’m not wishing bad on the guy ... until maybe tonight”
-“Teddy’s in NXT. He’s about to be signed”. “No ... he’s about to get a restraining order”
—“You know who else hasn’t trained legs in three years?”
—“In conclusion ... I’d like to punch him in the fu**ing face”

Together Again: The Annual Cage of Death Review ... with Sozio!!

From tonight's review:
-Sozio was “pleasantly surprised”?!?!
-Jay Cat: “It’s bad when the house is so low that even the military doesn’t show up”
-Jay Cat: “So few people that instead of Toys for Tots, they did Toys for Teddy Hart ...”
-Nation of Intoxication: “An excuse to be sh**ty”
-“That’s a great reaction ... chanting for the ring announcer”
-Sozio’s favorite stable???
—“... the white-kid version of Lil Yachty”
-Jay Cat: “So much of this card screams ‘Uncool’ to me”
-An apple gimmick, with a ‘Raven’ twist
-“AR Fox couldn’t have looked more manly in this match”
-Matt Tremont: “He’s just mutant-ized himself”
-DJ or Maven?
—“I really think they’re just different-colored douchebags”
-“It’s cool that this is the World title match for WSU and nobody gives a f**k”
—“DD Destruction”
-“On to the main event ... There’s no fu**ing cage door!”
—“You’re not Jun Kasai. You’re a fat kid from Jersey”
—“The two of these guys have the personality of a washer-dryer combo”
... and more!