Yakuza Kick Radio

Got That Serpent Blood

New Yakuza!!!
Topics include:
-49ers looking dope in preseason
-Thoughts on ICW in San Antonio
—Neil “Diamond” Cutter: “That’s a bad little motherfu**er”
-Emil Jay: “He’s just a forever fu**ing loser”
-Takeda in drag
-Thoughts on the XPW return
-Drake Younger on the “Meth Hour”
—“Get back in your little tiny fu**ing car, honk your motherfu**ing noses, and walk your big fu**ing shoes off the stage”
-Jimmy Lloyd working a regular job now
-“Drake’s people”
-“Pyrex Picasso”
… and more!!

BLOCKED!!!

Topics include:
-Blocked by Captain Dave?
—“F**k Hamhead, or whoever else needed to get in Dave’s head”
—“Even though you don’t like me, I still like ya Dave”
-CM Punk’s a homophobe?!?!
-“More millennial bulls**t …”
-Nick Gage on AEW
—“To me, it wasn’t anything special”
—“Maybe he’ll be on the show. Maybe he’ll be asleep in the locker room”
-Thoughts on Space Jam and LeBron
-AEW talent pool is “looking crazy”
—Daniel Bryan? CM Punk?
-LOX or Dipset?
-“A 9-toed, mostly blind, morbidly obese promoter” returns to the ring
 

A Lover’s Quarrel

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Topics include:
-Plants
—“The plant industry is a filthy fu**ing business”
—“They survive off of you not making your sh*t survive”
-Why Cardona vs. Gage?
—“Gage is built like a gas station attendant”
-Justin Kyle vs. Brandon Kirk
—“Killing the business”
—“I’m not really up for your friendly exhibition”
-Markus Crane sells his X-Ray’s
—“… blatant, over-the-top drug user …”
—“Any fan paying 250 dollars for a Markus Crane X-Ray should get their fu**ing head scanned”
-Nick Gage feuds with a beer company
—“The beer company won’t beat him up like Sadika did”
-Frankie Pickard
—“He looked like a fat Koko B. Ware in a Wal-Mart Halloween costume”
—“A morbidly obese Power Ranger … at Matt Tremont’s house”

Sup Girl?

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Topics:
-Tommy End
-Thoughts on Sadika
—Her ICW weekend
-David Starr’s “sex and love addiction”?
-“Most people don’t know who the fu*k a Chrissy Rivera is”
—“Queen of the Combat Zone”
—‘’Sup Girl?’
—“How much time are you gonna invest in ‘Woke Twitter shaming’ people?”
-BLK Jeez in NWA
-Relevant Gage matches
—“Then ‘Pep Rally’ Gage showed up”
-“Who the fuck does Glade think they are?”
-“It looks like fu**ing cheerleading”
—“You shouldn’t have to tell people to clap for you if what you just did is dope”
-ICW is still going … somehow
-“Every human life is precious!”
—“Go f**k yourselves!”
—140 die on July 4
—“Good. Less people”
-Thoughts on ICW “No Holds Barred: 14”
—“I still think that’s a fu**ing dream match that we just didn’t get”
—“Gary Jay is a striking motherfu**er”
—“Insane Lane fu**ing bettered himself”
 

Staying Away from PNC Bank

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Topics include:
-Summer is NOT adoption season
-Alex Colon wins again
-‘Pep Rally’ Gage
-Continuing to drop the ball with Shlak
-“I’ll never understand Drake”
—Drake and the Anti-Maskers vs. Ian Rotten
—Necro Butcher is summoned
-Kit Osbourne dropped from King of the Death
—“He’s gotta’ make better business decisions”
-Will we see a return for Mondo?
-IWTV sues GCW
-Listener questions
 

No Autographs!

Topics include ...
-Drake Younger
--"This fu**ing guy ..."
-"Johnny Jerkoff from Iowa ..."
-Nick Gage "Dark Side of the Ring"
--"It's not a happy ending ..."
--"Lot of history being rewritten on it ..."
-Thoughts on the passing of New Jack
-Goodbye Lilly ... you'll always be remembered
 

Sugar Free

Its time for this week's YAKUZA
Tonight's topics:
-Nick Gage “Dark Side of the Ring”
—“This show is spotlighting trainwrecks”
-Tremont doc
—“That’s not comfortable”
-Necro beats women??
—“If people stop beating women, he can’t beat his d**k no more”
—“These are a few of my favorite things: Roman Reigns, sweatpants, and beating women”
—“I definitely wish death on the Necro Butcher”
-“I don’t have the patience. I’m not here to learn anything else”
-CZW coming back ...
-Drake Younger
—“Dude is off his motherfu**in’ rocker”
-Demi Lovato triggered by sugar-free yogurt
—“That bi**h is a Super Karen, and she needs to be stopped”
-Glade spray
—“If you want a spray that replicates if an old man had cologned up and was heading over to the BINGO to get some old pu**y ...”
 

YKR is Running Wylde!!!!

Yakuza's BACK!
Tonight ...
-Guilty!
—“There’s always gonna be evil out there”
-Conway’s new s**t
-Samoa Joe
—“Out there in a rain poncho looking sad as hell”
-How is Drake not fired yet?
-Jimmy Lloyd: “Victim of discrimination”
-Deathmatch Wrestling = Fetish Wrestling
—Not to Tank
-“The Reign of Wylde has begun ...”
—“As if you needed more ...”
—“I hate shindies and I think they all should die”
-Pepper Plant shopping
-“F**k the Marvel Universe”
—“I saw The Incredible Hulk in a sweater vest, in what looked like a coffee shop, talking about his feelings”
-Ted Nugent gets COVID
—“Hope he dies. That would be great”

YKR: Non-Toxic Edition

Yakuza's back!!
Tonight ...
-“S**t’s been crazy”
-Thoughts on Spring Break (Gage vs Mox?)
-Teddy Hart shows up
—and gets kicked out
—“Somebody please book Justin Kyle vs Teddy ... or John Wayne Murdoch”
—Dickinson takes a picture with Teddy ... and apologizes
—“You can’t claim to have a non-toxic environment if Teddy Hart is any way shape or form allowed in that environment”
—“We’re almost done with this co**sucker”
-“Danny Demanto is the NY DJ Hyde”
-“This Justin Kyle’s a bad motherfu**er”
-TJ & Friends
—“Brett’s paying me to film you!!”
—Time for another Go Fund Me
-DMX dies
—“Good”
—“That music is fu**ing hot, but f**k that dude”
-Pepper Plant Plans
-Does pineapple belong on pizza?
-“It’s time to bring this popcorn game to a new level”
-“Who the f**k’s list is Bert making of you take him away from fu**ing Ernie?!?!?”
—“Elmo’s a go**amn superstar!”
 
 

People Can Disappear!

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Topics include:
-Fallout from the “TJ & Friends” burial
—“His dad’s a ‘Joe Dirt’ replica”
—“I’m not doing a ‘Go Fund Me.’ I’m doing a ‘Go Fu** Yourself’”
—“Everybody knows I talk sh*t. If you’re not looking to hear that, then DON’T LISTEN!”
-Thoughts on the “Tom & Jerry” movie
-Home workout advice
-Nick Gage: “I support the fu**in’ women!!”
—“Who the fu*k is this kid’s parent getting a  Nick Gage fu**ing Cameo for their fu**ing birthday”
-Pepe Le Pew gets cancelled
—“I don’t think by any stretch of the imagination Looney Tunes was trying to teach kids to be rapists”
—“Told ya we should have gotten rid of that cartoon. People been raping ever since!”
-“Proud of ya there, Matt! You look like sh** though”
-“I have so many more followers now that my t**s are bigger!”