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Cheap Heat Special Olympics

Tonight ....
 
-Thoughts on the amazing work of Caroll Spinney (RIP)
-What’s up with ACH?
-Nyla Rose: “I’m not your average chick”
-More on Mike Vick
—Don Montoya: “This no-talent, slimebag motherfu**er”
-“Ready for Uncle Maven ...?”
-Running down the card for Cage of Death
—The return of Brittany Blake
-Jimmy Rave
—“Hit up the DeathMatch Russell podcast ...”
-More on Teddy & Maria
—“If you donate money to Teddy Hart to help animals ... I want the Parkway to be painted with your blood”
—“So ... there’s the ‘arrogant bi**h’ clip”
—“I don’t have a love meter ... but I do have Beanie Boo’s”
 

Here Comes ... Teddy & Maria?!?

Tonight ...
-Teddy & Maria
—“... just watch these a**holes spiral out of control”
—The “F**k Shlak” video
—“I will bet every thing I ever owned in my life that Shlak would beat the sparkles off your fu**ing head”
—The “What’s On The Table?” portion of the show
—“This bi**h is talking faster than Busta Rhymes on the Chris Brown song”
—“You should be wearing a helmet because you might injure yourself living regular life”
—“Let me go get my Elsa slippers. I’ll roll on these haters”
—Gym time: “Just doing weirdo-s**t”
—“Put up the Red Panda link!”
—“You can have the brownies, but not the donuts”
—“This fu**ing weirdo eats Werther’s Originals and Sour Skittles ... at the same time”
—“Cats are trainable ... like women”
—“Chasyn Rance is a great guy ... I barely know him”
—“Maria is doing just a Teddy Hart cosplay at this point”
—“Think about bathing in your shower with the chair ... AND the toaster”
... and so much more!

Unwanted

-Tonight's Topics:
-Teddy & Maria: Wrestling’s version of Honey Boo Boo
-Thoughts on Sandman’s recent comment to Jordynne Grace
—“He’s right”
—“There’s so much PC bulls**t that holds back honesty”
-Michael Vick: “The definition of pure evil”
-Listener questions on: Puppets, NFL, LeBron, RSP/GCW
-CZW “Night of Infamy”: “Probably one of the worst shows I’ve ever watched”
—Young, Dumb & Broke: “They deserve to be broke because they’re fu**ing garbage”
—“He looks like he lives off Frosted Flakes”
—“Toddler-built motherfu**ers, man”
—“At this point, I was hoping for Double D Destruction”
—“Explain to me why Steve Mack is out there in a fu**ing dress shirt”
—“This match had two talented wrestlers in it at the same time .... So, that’s a first on this show”
—“DJ’s legitimately cuckolding now ... I’m front of less than 100 people”
—“A ‘different boy’ ... different from anything I’d ever hang out with in my life”
—“Masada ... with ti*s”
 

Take Me DDancing Tonight

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on NFL: Betting, Colin Kaepernick, Mike Vick
-Maria Manic is in ‘trouble’ ... Teddy Trouble
-Thoughts on the latest Jim Cornette issue
-CZW brings their “Bloodiest Wars” to PPV
—“Yo ... where the titties at?”
-An Ian Rotten-JC Rotten shoot in the works?
-Allie Kat: “You’re actually a fu**ing full-on loser”
-GCW presents ... another drug reference show title
-Capt. Dave turning heel at the dinner table
-Shlak vs The Pedo Butcher
... and much more

Dodging Bullets ... AND Helmets!

Tonight ...
-Battling 49er trolls
—“... a first-ballot, Hall of Fame s**t-talker”
—“He looks like a morbidly obese Garbage Pail Kid”
-RIP Matt Travis
-Dan Maff signs 
-Times changing at Chuck E. Cheese
-ACH (Jordan Myles is his slave name)
—“He can’t keep the spit in his mouth”
-“I don’t like existing around people anymore”
-Thoughts on hunting season
-Myles Garrett
-“Get rid of the fu**ing Lions on Thanksgiving!!”
-CM Punk back on TV
-Gage in AEW?
... and more!

Asking Violent Questions

Tonight ...
 
-Thoughts on the Jordan Myles shirt
-David Starr: “I’m a millennial di**head. Listen to me whine”
-“Speaking of di**heads. Lio Rush ...”
-Bobby Anthem puts it down
-The “no-legs dude” on DeathMatch Russell 
-Getting ready for Cage of Death
—“If it was one of those concerts with multiple stages, this would be the ‘local talent’ stage”
—“Motherfu**ers are gonna be taking a pi** break during the main event”
-“Chris Dickinson had beat the s**t out of Jordan Olive Oyl”
-BLK Out = Kreeps With Kids
—Hobby Marino
-The return of Bigot Smalls
-Teddy F’N Trouble
... and more!

The New Masculinity

 
-“Just in case you’ve been misled ...
—“I’m doin’ this show to get a lot of fu**ing s**t off my chest ...”
-Where’s the outrage?
—Pinkie Sanchez: “Training to be a bum”
-“I’m being pulled over, Siri”
-Dickinson vs. Effy
—“One of the final nails in the coffin of me giving a f**k about wrestling”
—LGBTQ-W??
—“I’m not screamin’ ‘Daddy’ at another man ...”
-CZW plans iPPV’s ... next Summer
-BLK Out On Tour!!
-“Nick Gage ... is garbage now”
-Southern Sickness Cup
—“You should probably never wrestle a match that has more light tubes than fans ...”
—“I hope everybody had a great fu**ing time out there ... all 45 of you”
 
 

This One’s For Ernie

Tonight ...
-“Are you still on?”
-Upcoming comedy shows
-2019: “Things have gotten way outta’ hand”
—JT Dunn bullies a bully
-4-0 MF’N 49ers!
-Master P owns HOG
—“We know how well rap mixes with wrestling ...”
-“Nick Gage’s whole s**t is wack ...”
—“What flavor ice cream is Nick Gage gonna’ be in CHIKARA?”
-Return to the Bronx Zoo
—Goodbye to a special friend
 
 

100 Percent

Tonight ...
-Crazy intake of cats at work
-“Let’s get into Joey Janela ...”
—Starman
—“F**k this guy, but ... Oh, s**t!”
—Holding tag belts with X-Pac 
—Charisma like Trent Acid
—On the phone with John Zandig
—“If this is the lifestyle he’s gonna’ embrace, I’m gonna’ bury it ever fu**ing chance I get”
—“He DOES have a drinking problem ...”
—Highspots interview
—Reaching out after the Enzo incident
—“DJ was just being a creepy motherfu**er”
—“I am team Joey Janela 100%”
-GCW’s “Curtain Call” show
—Matt Tremont ... “who lives in a fu**in’ pineapple under the sea, brotha!”
—“When everyone’s chanting ‘Daddy! Daddy!’ ... it sounds like a PRIDE parade”
 
 

Nothing but ... Talking on a Microphone

Tonight's topics:
-Emil Jerko** and the ‘bees nest’
—“Unlike you hollow-lived motherfu**ers ...”
—“They have Olympics for the type of ‘Special’ you are”
—“He’s a mouth-breathing moron”
—“While he’s pulling metal out of an AIDS patient ...”
-“Let’s talk about cats ...”
-Thoughts on ICW’s “Kick in the Door 2”
—“Super Crazy is shaped like Jimmy Lloyd now”
—“Fat Sami vs. Co**sucking Teddy Hart”
-More on the Raver-Cornette issue
—Now, muppets are involved ...
-“Dojo Wars is on some bum s**t ...”
-Jordan Olive Oil
-Thoughts on NGI
—“Matt Tremont is shaped like Spongebob with fat arms”