Yakuza Kick Radio

Morality ... YES OR NO!?!?!

New episode of Yakuza Kick Radio!
Tonight:
-Joey Ryan runs a charity show
—“The wrestling business is full of complete fu**ing dirtbags”
-Exploding Barbed-Wire
-Will Markus Crane return?
—“Probably ... because he’s fu**ing stupid”
-Cookie Guy
—“He‘a just a fu**ing weirdo”
-Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral
—“You’re making a problem out of something that wasn’t a problem”
—“Outrage for no fu**ing reason”
-Texas is over Coronavirus!!
—“We asked God and He said we can do what we want”
-Colin West
—Incident in On Point
—“This guys a fu**ing pedophile”
—“I don’t wanna hear about what happened to you as a teenager”
—“I hope 25 more dudes victimize you in prison”
—“You either have morals or you don’t”

Sweet Dreams Are Made ...

Check out the latest Yakuza Kick Radio!
Topics include:
-Chris Dickinson in NJPW
-TJ and Friends
—“... knucklehead, stupid, a**hole sh*t”
-Austin Aries 
—“Eat a fu**ing d**k”
-“This TV version of deathmatch wrestling ...”
-The Muppet Show is offensive?
-“The most important thing in life is to get the f**k back home to your family”
-Balki on the court
-“This Tekashi 69 dude ... why hasn’t he died yet?”
-Teddy Hart in jail again
—“I hate continuing to hear that he’s alive”
-Frankie Pickard: Grizzled ring veteran
—“I don’t think being a shi**y wrestler for a bunch of years should make you a ‘veteran’”

Choose DEATH!!

-“John Zandig did not watch the Super Bowl”
-The greatness of Tom Brady
-“Because I don’t accept failure very well ...”
-“Super Bowl Halftime and I’m listening to ‘I Can’t Feel My Face’?”
-Michael Jordan “The Last Dance”
—“... with his School Bus Yellow eyes ...”
—“I’m a fu**ing Michael Jordan fan now”
-“The Snow Shooting”
-“Apparently Necro’s not dying now. That’s terrible news”
-Bullsh*t businesses
-“Two hour match vs. Jordan Oliver? I don’t wanna see two minutes of a Jordan Oliver match”
... and more
 

I’m Just Sayin’ ...

Topics include:
-Finally ...
-“Dumb Niner fans who DON’T want Stafford”
-“Deshaun Watson is a once-in-a-lifetime QB”
-The Rise and Fall of ... Zandig
-Sean Price
-“I don’t go out of my way EVER for wrestling anymore”
-Necro Butcher
—“I want this fu**er to pass away as I’m doing this show now”
—“Choose Death motherfu**er”
-Sozio: “He plays the contrarian”
-“If you wanna die with a fu**ing Gymnasty Boy on your skin defining you ...”
—“If White Mike looks best on his fat, disgusting, un-laid fu**ing body ... then hey good for him”
-Joey Janela gets butthurt
-OJ gets vaccinated
—“I guess killing motherfu**ers got old. He wants to keep people safe now”
 

Make America HATE Again ...

Tonight ...
-Storming the fu**ing capital
—“Where is Zandig?”
—“I’m only gonna lose IF ...”
—“He made America HATE again”
—“I’m NOT a politician. I’m a jerkoff”
-NFL Talk
—Eagles fire head coach; QB trouble
—Chiefs OR Bills?
-“Maybe I’ll give it a shot. And then, I just don’t”

Happy New Year, MFers!

Latest episode drops ... NOW
-Celebrating Christmas with the cats
-Home Alone
--"Those McCallister's are trash ..."
--"F**k you bi**h! You lost me twice"
-Rest in Peace Brodie Lee
-"I don't have time for outer space, bruh"
-GCW vs. IWTV
-"Because you're a stupid fu**ing a**hole"
-"Nobody should be having a Fan Fest in a pandemic"
-COVID
--"We're just not smart enough as a society to control it"
 

Merry Christmas from Yakuza Kick Radio!

It's Christmas time in YKR land!
Tonight's topics:
-"Going through some sh*t"
-"beautiful vibe in the house"
-"At the end of this year, 2020 has been fantastic for me!"
-"Jimmy Rave lost his arm. That's not nearly as festive."
-Tyson vs. Roy Jones
-Alex Zayne
-Free GCW?
-No Cage of Death this year
-Trust the COVID Vaccine?
-Favorite Christmas movies
-Allie Kat: "The worst verion of Jimber Lee EVER"
-"I'm still a John Zandig guy. I think John Corso is a fu**ing re***d"
-"I didn't even know Jimmy Lloyd existed anymore"
-Album of the Year?
-Burial time
 

Less IS More

Tonight's topics:
-Biden wins!!
--"If you're still fu**in' with Trump, I don't understand you"
--Zandig is "preaching that s**t"
--"The Trumpanzees say 'he's not a politician.' That's like saying 'I want to have my house built BUT I'm tired of using carpenters'"
--"Donald Trump has been sent by Jesus Christ."
--Drake Younger is "out of his fu**ing mind"
-Thoughts on ICW
--Nolan Edward: "This kid is fu**ing tough"
--Akira could be "better than Mondo"
-Jay Cat's Christmas list
-"No part of professional wrestling during a pandemic is okay"
-Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero: "One's like 60 years old, and the other one's got a di*k"
-Thoughts on Alex Zayne getting signed
-"How many matches on one card do you need to see gusset plates?"
 

Happy Halloween!! (Bah, Humbug)

YKR Halloween Episode
 
Tonight ....
-"The Last Extravaganza" was packed
--"Completely irresponsible s**t"
--No way Tremont stays retired
-NY and NJ COVID cases are skyrocketing
-"Why does the commentary blow so much on the Indies?"
-Thoughts on the riots in Philadelphia
--"This country being on fire is NOT gonna help this country"
-Busta Rhymes just dropped Album Of The Year
-Thoughts on horror movies
-Winter time + COVID?
-"Lil Wayne is partially re****ed"
-"Frankie Pickard is just a stupid, a**hole d***head"
-Thoughts on Jimmy Lloyd
--"He's been a lazy f**k since day one"
-John Wayne Murdoch
--"He just looks visibly dumb"
-Backyard wrestling during a pandemic ...
--"You might just wanna pump your brakes on that fu**in idea"
-Thoughts on the passing of Tracy Smothers
 

Sober ... NOT Straight Edge

Tonight's topics:
-Sober, Not Straight Edge
-COVID hits Mr. & Mrs. Deppen
—The Collective: “Well, Collective-ly you mother fu**ers are putting yourselves at risk”
-Thoughts on today’s DeathMatch commentary
-New Jersey vs. Deer
—“I’m ‘Team Animal’ all day long”
-Gage gets his stuff taken in Nashville
—“I’m in the MDGay Gang”
—“He’s a drug-addicted clown”
-Peter B. Beautiful is still trash
-Logan Stunt joins the “Speak Out” movement