Yakuza Kick Radio

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-Tonight, questions from Facebook
Topics include:
-Jesse Ventura’s ‘Off the Grid’
-Homicide at Monster Factory
-Danny Demanto and GCW
-Brandon Kirk ‘morphing into Jimmy Lloyd’
-Thoughts on the new Chappelle special
-GCW’s “Bloodsport”: “This whole thing is just awkward”
-Wishing the best for Artie
-“You guys must be from California ...”
-Lenny vs. The Bagel Guy
-Nick F’N Gage: Old vs. New
—“Gang-affiliated cornball ...”
—Joe Beisler: “Do you have no mirrors in your entire fu**ing house?”
-“Supposed to be simulated combat, and now motherfu**ers are naming shows ‘2 Cups Stuffed’ ...”
-OPW: “Lousy is a terrible promoter”
-Thoughts on the G-Raver-Jim Cornette issue
—G-Raver’s “more worried about this than he is his recovery”
... and more!

Bigot Smalls is the Illest!!

Tonight ...
-Back To School time at Wal-Mart
—“It’s like a fu**in’ ant farm in there”
—“it’s like a fu**in’ zombie apocalypse ...”
-It’s football season!!
—“That little fu**in Ewok on the Cowboys ...”
-Thoughts on CM Punk at Starrcast
-Situation with “Tiny Hippie”
—“I don’t know how to communicate with these fu**in’ people in this society”
-Super Humman 
—“I’m not with it. F**k this guy”
-Thoughts on the G-Raver injury
—“There’s some people that I wouldn’t mind seeing get hurt ... but I don’t wanna see G-Raver get hurt”
—What Jim Cornette said ...
—“DeathMatch Wrestling exists ... because of fu**ing weirdos”
—“He’s criticizing the fu**ing idiot, mouth-breathing fans ...”
-“So ... AEW did their fu**ing show ...”
—“Janela continually looking like a guy who shouldn’t be on TV physically”
—“Jimmy Havoc just looks like a fu**ing Hot Topic kid”
—Nyla Rose and “inclusion”
—“Call me Bigot Smalls”
—“I don’t believe in s**t that doesn’t have reality tied to it”
—“Why is it necessary for motherfu**ers to get cheap pops with fu**in’ animals?”
-King of the No-Ring DeathMatch
—“If the Tremont’s live in the H2O building, does that make it ‘apartment wrestling’?”
—“Lowlife Louie wins this ... looking eerily like King Hippo”
 
 
 

Loyalty and Persistence

-Now On Wrestling Soup!
—“I know I have a lot more personality than these motherfu##ers out there”
-Thoughts on GCW’s “Worst Behavior” from Japan
—Tony Deppen, “The teabag guy”
—Kasai: “A God of death match wrestling”
—“I hate the fu**ing piercing spots”
—Joey “wrestled himself out of his jacket” ...  then fights the “Invisible Man”
-On CZW & DJ Hyde
—“My glory day in wrestling was CZW in the early 2000’s”
—“To watch somebody come in and just s**t in it’s mouth is really fu**ing upsetting”
—Ideas for Father Tremont
-On Brett Lauderdale 
—“He’s been a weasel his whole fu**ing time in wrestling”
—TOD incident
—AR Fox
—“Candy had to go”
—“I don’t like this little motherfu**er”
-On Danny Demanto
—“The fat guy who never gave up”
—“The Nick Gage-less Invitational”
—“Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet ...”
—“He’ll be going away soon”
-Moving on ...
-Andrew Luck retires 
-Goodbye to a special human being ...
 
 

No Fu**s Given

Tonight ...
-A rough week 
-Chicken ownership 
-Bonefrog Trident
-Thoughts on ICW Milwaukee’s “Insane 8”
—Necro on commentary ...
-Matt Tremont‘s wife takes to Facebook
—“What did you expect?”
-“On Kit Osbourne’s page ...”
-“Speaking of garbage ...”
—TJ & Friends
—“Look at what a piece-of-s**t parent I am. Like and Subscribe!”
-“Let’s see. Next jerkoff situation ...”
—Jordan Oliver
-CZW vs. wXw
—“Who gives a f**k?”
-Orange Cassidy
-Vampiro
-NXT vs. AEW
-Billy Corgan announces NWA TV
—“What the f**k is NWA?”
—“What are you gonna’ do? Effeminately whisper songs at me for the next 20 fu**ing years?”
-Gage vs. Effy
-Aidan Blackheart and JC Rotten
—“Crazy hillbilly s**t going on”
-Some shocking developments for Southern Sickness
—“They’re putting women in the tournament so, when you guys are out there in the front row with your sweet sweatpants on ... keep it under control!”
... and more!

Pot ... Meet Kettle

-Wrestling culture
—“The most popular, unpopular opinion in podcasts”
—“There’s 7 billion people on this planet. And that’s too many”
-“Professionalism probably will never be my forte”
-AEW
—“The Young Bucks were in suits that looked like they belonged to DJ Hyde”
-Super Humman is coming to GCW
—“He’s got a big following ‘cuz he’s dumb. And dumb sells”
-Pro Wrestling Trainwreck
-Potential dream matches?
—“My mind doesn't even really work towards dream matches anymore, cuz I don’t give a f**k if it even exists next week”
-Matt Wolf
—“He’s just lurked for a long time”
—“Give me the knife, eh?”
-Marko Stunt
—“I take the fu**in Bagel Boss guy way more seriously”
—Gunner Miller’s Facebook post
—John Gray pops up
—“Go run more miles!”
—“... on my bucket list”
... and more!

Say Hello ... To The Honest Guy!

Tonight’s Topics:
-“Watching too much wrestling again guys. And by ‘too much,’ I always mean ‘at all’”
-A Black woman has been cast as a White cat
—“This fu**ing s**t society that’s been created”
—“I think you should all fu**ing gather and march off a motherfu**ing cliff”
-Frankie Pickard
—“You’re listening to the wrong show if you wanted preparation”
—“Frankie just looks like he’s preparing for a barbecue, not a wrestling match”
—“I don’t need to be a fu**ing wrestler to judge a piece-of-s**t wrestler”
—“Stop believing the fu**ing lies. Step your fu**ing game up”
-Ian’s new marketing campaign
-Live commentary on Danny Demanto-Marko Stunt 
—“I don’t know how long they’re gonna’ allow this fu**ing Marko Stunt ‘experiment’ to go on on the Independent circuit”
—“Like a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure” for sh**ty deathmatch wrestlers”
—“It’s like ‘David and Goliath.’ If Goliath was an overweight jerkoff that couldn’t wrestle. And David was just a small boy in Build-A-Bear jeans”
-Allie Kat breaks her “edge”
—“When you treat alcohol like whatever you’re drinking is your favorite sports team ... you’re a douchebag”
-Nick Gage “drops an enormous man” on his injured knee
-GCW at The Basement East
... and more!

Rockin’ Some Sweet Sweatpants

Tonight ...
-9 years of Yakuza
—Origin of the podcast
-“Blood Feast” 
—“It was just a fu**ing ... absolute piece of s**t”
—“Madman Pondo looks like he’s retaining enough water to hydrate California when they’re going through a drought”
-Contacted by Chris Dickinson
-Karl Malone
—“What kind of scumbag motherfu**er is this?”
-James Ellsworth in BLK Out
—Tracing the history of Ruckus
—Robbie Mireno: “He’s not that fu**ing good. And that’s being polite”
—James Ellsworth: “ ... this chinless piece of s**t”
—“Hobb-ie Mireno, man”
-“This ‘bagel guy’ ...”
-“Upcoming” Southern Sickness tournament 
—JC’s retiring after the show
—“Sweet sweatpants”
—Pro Wrestling Trainwreck ... and Hi-Tone?
—John Gray is booked 
-Thoughts on GCW’s “5150” show
 
 

Shout Out To All The Good People Out There!

-Barkin’ at the thunder
-“Someone’s got a really shi**y tattoo of Sabu ...”
-Dojo Wars drew 12 people
-GCW Backyard show ...
—“This Alex Zayne kid is a fu**in’ animal”
—“The old Nick Gage would’ve called the new Nick Gage a pu**y”
—“It’s wild to hear Nick Gage shoutin people out like he’s fu**ing Wendy Williams”
—“Janela sounded like Daffy Duck with a brain injury”
-Raven Havok’s “list”
—“Who the fu** are you and why are your standards so low?”
-EVOLVE on the WWE Network
-Ian’s kid set to retire
—“What did you expect to happen?”
-David Starr
—“He’s like a whiny, Millennial, attention-grabbing douchebag”
—“A Jewish dude with fu**ing ‘Black Lives Matter’ trunks sounds like a MAD TV sketch”
-Thoughts on the African-American “Little Mermaid”
—“I don’t give a f**k what color you make the mermaid. I’m not gonna watch the fu**in’ movie”
-6 years sober
—“Moderation isn’t in my DNA”
—Reaching out to Joey
... and more!
 

The Birth of AEW (AIDS Exclusive Wrestling)!

-“So, this guy ... Adam Bueller ...”
—His bookings are being canceled ... because he has HIV!
—“Secret AIDS society ...”
—“AIDS Exclusive Wrestling (AEW)”
—Scotty Satire
—“I hope you fall on the corner of your coffee table and bleed out in front of your fa**ot father”
—“Heath Slater with Down Syndrome”
—“All you motherfu**ers look like Make-A-Wish wrestlers”
—“It’s 2019! You can’t AIDS shame”
-Update on the cat situation
-Thoughts on TOD 18
—“It just lost my fu**ing interest”
—No beer
—“The VOD looked like the motherf**er put sunglasses on the camera”
—“Super Humman has way better production value”
—Jimmy Lyon: “He wasn’t fu**ing ready for it”
-Chris Dickinson vs. Shane Mercer
—“I don’t think anyone in the business can hang with Chris Dickinson strike-wise”
-Bear OR Frog?
-“Dance recitals are fu**in’ crazy”
—“There’s like an 8-year-old girl that looks, and is built, like Chris Farley”
—“There was one kid ... he was a luchador”
... and more!

Coming In Like A Savage

Tonight’s topics:
-Bonefrog Tier One
-“Dad-jokes Nick Gage”
-DJ Hyde: The Un-Cool
-Consequences of the Zandig-Janela roof bump
—Zandig’s done, Janela: “Proud, trainwreck s**tbag”
-Janela’s promo on Mox: “Garbage”
-Thoughts on Joey Janela vs. Low Ki
-“AEW’s on some real goofball s**t”
-“Jordynne Grace is fu**in’ ridiculous”
-“Speaking of dumb chicks ... Session Moth is out”
-RIP Trent Acid
-“This dildo s**t is outta control”
... and more!