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Coming In Like A Savage

Tonight’s topics:
-Bonefrog Tier One
-“Dad-jokes Nick Gage”
-DJ Hyde: The Un-Cool
-Consequences of the Zandig-Janela roof bump
—Zandig’s done, Janela: “Proud, trainwreck s**tbag”
-Janela’s promo on Mox: “Garbage”
-Thoughts on Joey Janela vs. Low Ki
-“AEW’s on some real goofball s**t”
-“Jordynne Grace is fu**in’ ridiculous”
-“Speaking of dumb chicks ... Session Moth is out”
-RIP Trent Acid
-“This dildo s**t is outta control”
... and more!
 
 
 
 

Not Down With Dumb Sh*t

Tonight’s show includes:
-Talk Is Jericho interview with Moxley
-Podcast hosts
—Fake Mike the “host”
—“This dude sounds like he’s being held up by his shirt collar”
—“I cant be sorry for a motherfu**er that doesn’t know when to stop breeding”
—“He ‘Make-A-Wish’ catfished Tod Gordon”
-Thoughts on “All or Nothing”
—Joey Janela: “Smoking cigarettes and takin’ bumps on his head”
—“F**k the guy with no legs”
—Nyla Rose: “A powerlifter wearing a Pocahontas costume for Halloween”
—Addressing the Sonny Kiss “controversy”
—Chris Jericho: “He looks like Joey Janela’s father”
—“Vince McMahon is the fu**ing Thanos of professional wrestling”
-Joey Janela wrestles a 15-year-old girl in a ‘hardcore’ match
-Thoughts on GCW
—“I don’t wanna’ watch Nick Gage sell Marko Stunt’s offense for 3/4 of the fu**in’ match”
—TOS 4
... and more!

“Ya’ll Done Fu**ed Up Now!”

Tonight’s topics:
-Recap of trip to NY Aquarium
—“Keep the plastic out of the ocean. It kills these fu**in’ guys!”
—“New York is such a great example of humanity failing”
—“No question in my mind I’d blow my fu**in’ brains out ...”
-CZW Original ... Lio Rush?!?!?
-“Nobody gives a f**k about Gran Akuma”
-Low Ki in GCW?
-Artie Lange
-Josh Crane: “Big in Japan”
-Mance Warner: “From CZW champ to ‘I’m a GCW guy’”
-RIP Ashley Massaro
-“No one has ever listened to me for professionalism”
-Thoughts on Maven Bentley / CZW
—“I’m a CZW Guy”
-“Shlak, All-Day”

Sozio Returns to Hurt More Feelings!!

Sozio is back and he wants to “get the fu**in’ elephant out of the room”!
Topics include:
-#SuckIt
—“This is the type of full-on fa**ot-try that’s going on out there”
-“Gay is the ‘new’ tough”
-Stop with the cat, Teddy!
—Sozio: “Hopefully, there’s a special place in hell for this guy when he dies.” Jay Cat: “I just hope it’s soon.”
-Lars Sullivan
-Jimmy Chondo Lyon is “the winner of the essay contest”
—“What’s that fat kid’s name? Oh ... Jimmy Lloyd”
-Brad Anderson wrestling shoot
-GCW presents ... “Crushed Up” 
—The “new” Nick Gage
-“Post-match verbal fellatio”
-Lio Rush: “How about you shut the f**k up and take what you’re given”
-Thoughts on AEW
-Thoughts on the future of Doughy Janela
... and more!
 
 
 

Ayy A**hole!!

Tonight’s topics:
-Lio Rush is “kinda’ ... a jerkoff”
-Ayy, a**hole! Ayy, co**su**er!”
-GCW’s double-shot weekend
—“The Block is Hot”
—“MJF is an absolute fu**in’ star”
—“Marko Stunt is like a high-end Christmas decoration”
—“Mance is Money ...”
—Homicide has hit another gear
—Reminder: CZW dropped the ball
—Teddy Hart again uses a cat as a prop
—“I was really hoping he died before the end of that weekend ...”
—Chris Dickinson vs. Dan Maff: “Go out of your way to see this match”
—Back to DJ ...
—Gage vs. The Sad Boy
—“Janela’s 100% fu**ing losin’ it”
—“The Last Ones Left”
—Tony Depends ...
—Once again ... “DJ ... what kind of s**t is this?”
—Eric Ryan vs. Orin Veidt: “They absolutely fu**ing killed it”
—“The GCW title is like the Infinity Stone (to Nick Gage)”
—Post-parole Gage
... and more!

CZW World Champion John Silver on YKR!!!

Tonight, the Champ discusses
-Watching wrestling in the “Suck It!” era
—Favorite wrestlers?
-His athletic background
-Finding NYWC
—Learning to bump 
—Being the “crash test dummy”
—Meeting Alex Reynolds
—“Big” John Silver
-Philosophy on working out
—Evolution of his workout routine
-FBW tag team tournament
-Wrestling on a WWE PPV
-History with Chris Dickinson
-Appearing on “Impractical Jokers”
-On wrestling Drago; Matt Riddle
-Thoughts on being in the Chri$ Ca$h Ladder match 
-Favorite buildings/crowds
-Analyzing the New York wrestling scene
-Best of the Best 2019
-On being CZW World Champion
—Thoughts on his upcoming defense vs. The Bulldozer
-His own favorite matches
-Thoughts on intergender wrestling 
-Diehard CZW fan: Batista?!?
-Reaction to the Giants draft
 
 
 
 

Prison-Suit Blues (... and F**k You, Teddy)

-Kit Osbourne - Shlak promo exchange
-“Teddy Hart did some more bulls**t”
—1CW: “Standard shindy s**t”
—The animal abuse continues ...
—Message to anyone who supports the abuse of cats
—“I cant stand this society ...”
-Bray Wyatt’s new gimmick
—“I don’t really know how to feel about it ...”
-Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. McGuckin!
-CZW’s Best of the Best
—“What is your goal reaction?”
—“DJ’s not gonna be a face by any stretch of the imagination”
—DJ Hyde vs. “his cholesterol level”
—“First thing’s first: F**k New York, bro!”
—Step it up, B-Boy!
-NBA talk
—“Russell Westbrook: WTF, man?!?”
-Back to BOTB
—Jordan Oliver’s prison suit: “I guarantee you if this dude went to prison, he’d set a record for rapes in one day”
—“He should’ve cut a hole in the a** of that suit”
—“This dude looks transgender”
—“A fu**in’ ski mask, a fur coat, and wrestling underwear ...”
—John Silver vs. Jordan Oliver: “Round 2 raping”
—Young, Dumb, & Broke vs. “Fat, Green, & Lost?”
-Frankie Pickard: “What’s wrong with this motherfu**er?”
... and more!

YKR: On That Ellsworth Sh*t

-EC Negro
--“Supportin’ the pedo s**t”
--“No holds barred when it comes to judging”
-Thoughts on Mania
--“It’s crazy that I even watched the show”
--Kofi: “the first Black World champion??”
--“I fu**ing love Thug Cena”
-"Although I love Death Matches, I'm not really into watching Gay p**n"
-Thoughts on Joey Janela’s Spring Break
—Jungle Boy AKA “The younger, more in-shape, takes-himself-seriously Joey Janela”
—“Old School’s not for me”
—Clusterf**k match
—Swoggle: “I can’t stand this little motherf**er man”
—“So, Sexxy Eddy’s a** naked ...”
-TOD
—“Muffin tops all over the fu**ing place”
—“If you wanna’ load Tournament of Death with a bunch of Make-A-Wish petitions, go ahead”
... and more!

2019: Professional Wrestling OR Fetish Porn?!

-Checking our some Mania Weekend shows
—ISW “Boner Jam”
—“There is a tag team called the Dad Bod Squad”
—“Sean Henderson won this with a sweet chin music to Terra Calaway’s chin(s)”
—Doughy Janela
—“Tony Deppen wrestled a guy with no legs ...”
—“Not my type of s**t”
—Lloyd-Takeda killed it
-Meanwhile ... across town
—$30 to touch Joey Ryan’s d**k
—Wrestling has turned into “weirdo fu**ing kink s**t”
-“Some a**hole is investing in CZW”
—DJ Hyde: “A $5 wrestling competitor”
-Teddy Hart continues to throw animals around

The Participation Trophy goes to ...

Tonight’s Topics:
-King Kong Bundy’s cat(s) need a home
—“People are starfu**ers”
—Adopt, don’t shop
-Sami and Rich Swann swap spit
—“Creepy, fu**in weirdo fetish shit”
—“What are we gonna do with my di** this match?”
-Matt Tremont’s newest student
—“I don’t know what his name is. I don’t fu**ing care”
—Sean Henderson promo
—“I didn’t feel like this was gonna end in a fight. I felt like he was gonna report his opponent to the HR department”
-Your main event: Little Skinny Kid vs. Dad Bod Guy
-“The people who show up know ...” that it’s Hogan Hall 
-David Starr cuts a promo on ROH
—“The Black guy against the Jewish kid”
-Sandman sober no more 
-GCW: “So they’re doing an Orange Cassidy show ...”
—Teddy Hart’s Reading Rainbow: “I’m hoping Teddy Hart’s gonna read a suicide note”
-Best of the Best lineup
—“Some chick Jordan Oliver ...”
-Thoughts on Azrieal & Deranged reforming Special K
-“LeBron James is far from fu**ing done”