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Capt. Dave at the Cross Roads

Tonight's topics:
-Super Bowl thoughts
—“let’s be honest, it was fu**in’ terrible”
—Joe Montana’s still the GOAT
—“Tom Brady and a bunch of White WR’s ...”
-Capt. Dave
—“Crossroads Wrestling is the name of the shindy ...”
-Drew Cha-hos retires
—“There are companies FULL of absolute trash ...”
-High hopes for AEW
—Tremont is still calling out Cody Rhodes
—Where will Omega go?
-Speaking of Jun Kasai ...
—Not Markus Crane?
-Josh Crane flies himself to the UK
—“... a fat, pigeon-shaped clown”
—“... a human pear”
-Carnage Cup canceled
—“Who gives a f**k?!?!?”
-Thoughts on Dean Ambrose ‘leaving WWE’
-Low Ki
—“This dude’s like a little fu**ing ninja ...”
-Women set to main event WrestleMania?
-“I’m way more offended by people being offended”
-Will Shlak finally get the GCW title?

YOLO ... Nah Mean?

Christian Simpson of The Daily Blitz drops in for some Super Bowl talk!
 
Also ...
-“How the f**k you gonna’ replace Joe Montana?”
-Travis Kelce’s dancing for the dollar menu!
-Ketchup on Macaroni & Cheese?!?!? 
-CZW Hall of Fame
—“Coincidentally ...”
-Jim Kasai’s opponent
-Chris Hero
— “... avoiding the gym like there’s AIDS up in there”
-Z-Barr/Joey on Facebook
—“I think both of these guys are di**heads”
-The wrestling-fan community
—“... smelly, non-showering, dirty mfers”
-Winning the NDC battle
—“Sometimes fans are just abused”
-Titan Games
 

Time to S**t on Some Birthday Cakes ... Again

Tonight ... Jay Cat and Sozio go in on:
-CZW Hall of ... Neglect
—Where’s Trent & Zandig?
—Thoughts on past inductees
—CZW’s Mick Foley
—The next inductee is .... DJ Hyde?!?!?
—“I’m sure he has a plaque at home that he masturbates and ejaculates on at least once a week”’
—BLK Jeez: “Nate Hatred’s personal bump machine for awhile”
—Thoughts on the induction of Whackpacker Hogan
—Nate Hatred’s ‘dark match’ induction
—Again ... you’re missing Trent & Zandig!!
—Justice Pain = the Cena of CZW
—Should CZW induct Chri$ Ca$h?
—Ric “F’N” Blade
—“The Best of Trent Acid”: “How is that not a DVD?”
—Who should be the first female inducted?
-Benoit in the WWE Hall of Fame?
—“I understand you liked his crossface, but his kid didn’t ...”
—“Would you put Rockin’ Rebel in the CZW Hall of Fame?”
-Speaking of poor taste ...
—Priscilla Kelly spot
-“Let’s go from Priscilla Kelly to R. Kelly ...”
-Thoughts on All Elite Wrestling
—“The circle jerk company”
-Thoughts on CZW’s current direction
—Upcoming 20th Anniversary Show
 

Counting His Blessings: Referee John Gray on Yakuza Kick Radio!

Topics include:
-Growing up in Louisville
-World Trampoline Wrestling
-Meeting JC Bailey
-American Kickboxer
-Thoughts on a referee’s responsibilities
-Thoughts on Ian Rotten
—“I never once blamed Ian Rotten for JC Bailey dying”
-Refereeing a Death Match
—Thoughts on refs who wear goggles/gloves
—“You look like a fu**ing clown”
-Memories of Meeting Billy Joe Travis
-Sharing a locker room with The Road Warriors
-Thoughts on the Joe Bailey’s hatred of Ian Rotten
-More On Ian
—“I’ll continue to defend him because I know the character of the man that is Ian Rotten”
-OVW
—“I screwed myself there”
—Stealing from NOVA
—“I was guilty as charged”
-Thoughts on addiction
-On Corporal Robinson
-King of the Death 2016
—“... light tube bonanza, alcohol pits, go fu** your mother in the a** with a dildo death match ...”
-Thoughts on Alex Colon
-Working for GCW
-Why was he fired by Ian?
-Blackcraft Wrestling
-Crazy bumps
-Road trips with “the fam”
 

#SuckIt

Tonight’s topics:
-Highlights of GCW’s “The Dynasty” show
—“Prayer leader” Gage
—Chris Dickinson’s ‘date with destiny’
—“Sad Boy” Joey Janela
-The Cookie Guy
—“F**k this guy ... forever”
—“This fat fu** is filthy rich”
—“You bake cookies for grown men ...”
-Speaking of chickens ...
—Attack of the Vegans
—Exploitation!?!?
-Holiday in the Park
-2010-2011 CZW memories
-Van Halen OR Van Hagar?
-Jun Kasai coming to GCW
-Rickey Shane Page is butthurt
—“Passive aggressive clown shit ...”
—“Let me bury this little a**hole ...”
 
 

YKR/THT Comment on GCW’s “The Dynasty”

YKR/THT back again!!!
-YouTube exclusive 
-Review of the final three matches of GCW’s “The Dynasty”
-Dickinson vs Gage
—“”I’m an aquarium guy”
—“Too hard, too quick ... No Beckham”
—“I wonder if the light tubes show up blurry ...”
—“Prayer-leader Gage sucks”
-Shlak/Markus Crane vs G-Raver/Jeff Cannonball
—“... he’d be the Wired champion right now”
—“He found some sh*t that was vegan AND fattening”
—“... looking like an old Will Sasso”
—3 most underrated DeathMatch wrestlers ...
—“That’s like the Hydrox of Crane’s”
-Tanaka vs PCO
—“Good Boy” Joey Janela on commentary: “I’m sure it’s awesome”
—“Joey’s life is going well”
—“Why is Tiny Tim so upset?”

The 3rd Annual Cage Of Death Review ... with Sozio!

Tonight ...
-Sozio joins Jay Cat to review CZW’s Cage of Death XX
-Sozio is juiced to the gills and ready to “bury some motherfu**ers”
-‘We’re missing 1000 people!”
-“I’d definitely describe that as ‘frolicking’”
-“Jordan Oliver looks like a grown-up ‘Hey Arnold’”
-“Just shave something for me”
-“Typical DJ bulls**t”
-Hey Leyla: “Leave CZW!!”
-“Do your hugs and handshakes behind the curtain”
-“Just throw it in the fu**ing river”
-“Is it a magic show OR a wrestling show?”
-Onita: “Looking like he has rickets”
-DJ has a personal trainer, and “he’s fatter now! How!”
-RSP “looks like the fat lesbian from ‘Orange is the New Black’”
—“Let’s have some fun. We can roll.”
-“I mean that in the least Gay way possible”
-Mance Warner: “A dollar store Jay Briscoe
mixed with Drake”
 
 

Happy Holidays ... Now FOH!

-Comedy is under fire in 2018
—Nick Cannon held down by the ‘white man’
-“I decided I don’t like Meek Mill”
-“F**k you. Eat my a**. Love, Maria Manic”
-“Because I can ...”
-Thoughts on Roman Reigns / Sozio Facebook 
-A look ahead to CZW Cage of Death 
—The “Wire-y” Champion Jordan Oliver
—“A pretty rough show”
-IWA King of All Kings
—No Filler!
—“300-plus pounds of fu**in’ filler”
-Neil Diamond Cutter 
—“Brother, brother, brother ...”
—Josh Crane ... “What’s the problem?”
-Wrestlers that mess with underage girls
-Shane Mercer’s “a fu**in’ beast”
 

Allow me to reintroduce myself ...

-“MFers might have forgot who the f**k they dealin’ with”
-“Let’s just get into some random s**t ...”
-Onita is returning
—But, first ...
—Recapping the initial match for CZW
—GCW bringing in Onita
—“...I say it’s a waste of money”
—Here comes Butthurt Lena Dunham
—“I don’t give a f**k if every one of you MFers ends up homeless”
—“Grow up ...”
—“He thinks that train wreck sh*t is cute”
—“Joey Janela’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
-“This little co**sucker ...”
—“I’m not a Debbie Downer. I’m a Ronnie Reality, motherfu**er”
—“Ayy jerkoff ... Ayy a**hole ...”
—“I don’t want to talk to any one of you fu**ing nerds”
—“If your identity is “the ref with the man bun,” I need you to get the f**k out my face”
—“You don’t belong on my planet”
—“It’s fu**ing cock-suit Wednesdays ...”
-Here comes DJ “the d**k rider”
—Onita at Cage of Death
—“You hurt HER”
—“Don’t fu**ing watch this video around any sharp sh*t ...”
-Trip to Fright Fest
—That’s not included ...
—“It was creepy as f**k”
—“Yo Jay ... where’s the cat?”
-Disney Deej
-DeathMatch Russell 
—“ ... randomly breaks the news of Huey Lewis’s death ...”
-GCW puts DeathMatch wrestling at risk ...
—Thoughts on L.A. Confidential / David Arquette 
 
 

Business Up Front ... Party in the Back!

Tonight ...
-49ers Present/Future
—Jimmy + Jerick
-IWA-MS
—Drawing 88 in Jersey
—“No ... I don’t think you know what you’re doing”
—“... open your ears to criticism”
—“Ian Rotten is stuck in the past”
—“It’s not fu**in’ working”
—“Torrents is the tape trading of 2018”
—“No one should be surprised Ian’s not drawing”
-More thoughts on H2O Wrestling Center / Kevin Hogan Memorial Hall
—“It is?”
—“I didn’t know it had to be”
-Julius Smokes shoots on a dead person 
-Cookie Guy on ... Hip-Hop?!?!?
—The Boombox Era
—“Something I can dance to”
—“Family fu**in’ get-togethers at the Perdue Ranch”
-Blackie Sanchez
—“Not a single ‘layer’”
-Mickie Knuckles
—Stepping aside