Yakuza Kick Radio

Struggling with Sozio: Focus On Sobriety

Today’s guest ... "is a MFN Savage!"
On this first episode, Sozio focuses on Jay Cat’s journey into and out of Alcoholism, becoming a serious athlete, and more!
 

Macaroni and Cheese ... with Ketchup

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on Kobe Bryant (RIP)
-Support Dogs ... in wrestling
-CZW
—Hall of Fame induction of the Necro Butcher
—“Mr. Morality” Maven Bentley
-49ers
—Season recap
-Math?
—“The hard-working gene out of people is gone”
-Hamhead talking s**t again
-The passing of Justice Pain (RIP)
—“Justice Pain embodied the attitude and the identity of what CZW was”

Back to Business

Listener topics include ...
-IWA-EC “Night for Necro”
—“Necro’s dying ... and I’m good with it. I’m excited”
—“Die, motherfu**er. Die, motherfu**er ... Still”
—Which one is the a**hole?
-Eminem’s new album
—“I didn’t like it”
-“Speaking of White rappers ...”
—Brett Lauderdale
—“What the fu** is wrong with this guy?”
—“He’s a dirty little fu**ing weasel”
—“There ain’t sh** cool about you. You fat little ba**ard”
-On Point Wrestling
—“This is some sh** that should have been wrapped up a long time ago”
-“That’s for some other je**off that literally wants to je** off”
-David Starr’s “Agenda-based bulls**t”
—“Eventually, his true colors came out. And his true colors are wack”
-Teddy Hart
—Smoke and mirrors
—“I invented it and gave it to Petey”
-Thoughts on Tessa Blanchard
-NFL talk (Mahomes, Lamar, 49ers, and more)
-Back to Teddy
—Nighthawk Radio
—Visited at work
—aaaaand .... No-sold

Bedazzling and Beanie Boos: Come Get Some, Teddy!

Tonight:
-“It’s the ‘Ian Rotten’s closing up shop’ time of year”
—“Book ... and fail. Book ... and fail”
-“Let’s just gets into all the bullsh*t”
-Rick Cataldo
-Rory Gulak
-Joey vs. “some fu**in’ half-a-fruit from England”
-Marlon Craft
—Funkmaster Flex: “GTFOH”
-Teddy takes on “Nightwave Radio”
—“He’s just a colossal fu**ing a**hole”
-Blake Christian-Jordan Oliver spot
—“I don’t give a f**k if he’s having fun”
... and more

Not For Everyone

Tonight:
-Challenge is made
—Finding his calling
—“When you get a s**thead like Teddy Hart ...”
—“... the opposite of someone who loves cats”
—Mr. Money: “He just went missing like that girl Teddy was dating”
—“There’s not a chance I’m losing to this fu**ing clown”
—For every single thing you stand for ... you’re a fu**ing fraud”
-G-Raver is on some bulls**t again
—“I’m not wishing bad on the guy ... until maybe tonight”
-“Teddy’s in NXT. He’s about to be signed”. “No ... he’s about to get a restraining order”
—“You know who else hasn’t trained legs in three years?”
—“In conclusion ... I’d like to punch him in the fu**ing face”

Together Again: The Annual Cage of Death Review ... with Sozio!!

From tonight's review:
-Sozio was “pleasantly surprised”?!?!
-Jay Cat: “It’s bad when the house is so low that even the military doesn’t show up”
-Jay Cat: “So few people that instead of Toys for Tots, they did Toys for Teddy Hart ...”
-Nation of Intoxication: “An excuse to be sh**ty”
-“That’s a great reaction ... chanting for the ring announcer”
-Sozio’s favorite stable???
—“... the white-kid version of Lil Yachty”
-Jay Cat: “So much of this card screams ‘Uncool’ to me”
-An apple gimmick, with a ‘Raven’ twist
-“AR Fox couldn’t have looked more manly in this match”
-Matt Tremont: “He’s just mutant-ized himself”
-DJ or Maven?
—“I really think they’re just different-colored douchebags”
-“It’s cool that this is the World title match for WSU and nobody gives a f**k”
—“DD Destruction”
-“On to the main event ... There’s no fu**ing cage door!”
—“You’re not Jun Kasai. You’re a fat kid from Jersey”
—“The two of these guys have the personality of a washer-dryer combo”
... and more!

Cheap Heat Special Olympics

Tonight ....
 
-Thoughts on the amazing work of Caroll Spinney (RIP)
-What’s up with ACH?
-Nyla Rose: “I’m not your average chick”
-More on Mike Vick
—Don Montoya: “This no-talent, slimebag motherfu**er”
-“Ready for Uncle Maven ...?”
-Running down the card for Cage of Death
—The return of Brittany Blake
-Jimmy Rave
—“Hit up the DeathMatch Russell podcast ...”
-More on Teddy & Maria
—“If you donate money to Teddy Hart to help animals ... I want the Parkway to be painted with your blood”
—“So ... there’s the ‘arrogant bi**h’ clip”
—“I don’t have a love meter ... but I do have Beanie Boo’s”
 

Here Comes ... Teddy & Maria?!?

Tonight ...
-Teddy & Maria
—“... just watch these a**holes spiral out of control”
—The “F**k Shlak” video
—“I will bet every thing I ever owned in my life that Shlak would beat the sparkles off your fu**ing head”
—The “What’s On The Table?” portion of the show
—“This bi**h is talking faster than Busta Rhymes on the Chris Brown song”
—“You should be wearing a helmet because you might injure yourself living regular life”
—“Let me go get my Elsa slippers. I’ll roll on these haters”
—Gym time: “Just doing weirdo-s**t”
—“Put up the Red Panda link!”
—“You can have the brownies, but not the donuts”
—“This fu**ing weirdo eats Werther’s Originals and Sour Skittles ... at the same time”
—“Cats are trainable ... like women”
—“Chasyn Rance is a great guy ... I barely know him”
—“Maria is doing just a Teddy Hart cosplay at this point”
—“Think about bathing in your shower with the chair ... AND the toaster”
... and so much more!

Unwanted

-Tonight's Topics:
-Teddy & Maria: Wrestling’s version of Honey Boo Boo
-Thoughts on Sandman’s recent comment to Jordynne Grace
—“He’s right”
—“There’s so much PC bulls**t that holds back honesty”
-Michael Vick: “The definition of pure evil”
-Listener questions on: Puppets, NFL, LeBron, RSP/GCW
-CZW “Night of Infamy”: “Probably one of the worst shows I’ve ever watched”
—Young, Dumb & Broke: “They deserve to be broke because they’re fu**ing garbage”
—“He looks like he lives off Frosted Flakes”
—“Toddler-built motherfu**ers, man”
—“At this point, I was hoping for Double D Destruction”
—“Explain to me why Steve Mack is out there in a fu**ing dress shirt”
—“This match had two talented wrestlers in it at the same time .... So, that’s a first on this show”
—“DJ’s legitimately cuckolding now ... I’m front of less than 100 people”
—“A ‘different boy’ ... different from anything I’d ever hang out with in my life”
—“Masada ... with ti*s”
 

Take Me DDancing Tonight

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on NFL: Betting, Colin Kaepernick, Mike Vick
-Maria Manic is in ‘trouble’ ... Teddy Trouble
-Thoughts on the latest Jim Cornette issue
-CZW brings their “Bloodiest Wars” to PPV
—“Yo ... where the titties at?”
-An Ian Rotten-JC Rotten shoot in the works?
-Allie Kat: “You’re actually a fu**ing full-on loser”
-GCW presents ... another drug reference show title
-Capt. Dave turning heel at the dinner table
-Shlak vs The Pedo Butcher
... and much more