Yakuza Kick Radio

Dodging Bullets ... AND Helmets!

Tonight ...
-Battling 49er trolls
—“... a first-ballot, Hall of Fame s**t-talker”
—“He looks like a morbidly obese Garbage Pail Kid”
-RIP Matt Travis
-Dan Maff signs 
-Times changing at Chuck E. Cheese
-ACH (Jordan Myles is his slave name)
—“He can’t keep the spit in his mouth”
-“I don’t like existing around people anymore”
-Thoughts on hunting season
-Myles Garrett
-“Get rid of the fu**ing Lions on Thanksgiving!!”
-CM Punk back on TV
-Gage in AEW?
... and more!

Asking Violent Questions

Tonight ...
 
-Thoughts on the Jordan Myles shirt
-David Starr: “I’m a millennial di**head. Listen to me whine”
-“Speaking of di**heads. Lio Rush ...”
-Bobby Anthem puts it down
-The “no-legs dude” on DeathMatch Russell 
-Getting ready for Cage of Death
—“If it was one of those concerts with multiple stages, this would be the ‘local talent’ stage”
—“Motherfu**ers are gonna be taking a pi** break during the main event”
-“Chris Dickinson had beat the s**t out of Jordan Olive Oyl”
-BLK Out = Kreeps With Kids
—Hobby Marino
-The return of Bigot Smalls
-Teddy F’N Trouble
... and more!

The New Masculinity

 
-“Just in case you’ve been misled ...
—“I’m doin’ this show to get a lot of fu**ing s**t off my chest ...”
-Where’s the outrage?
—Pinkie Sanchez: “Training to be a bum”
-“I’m being pulled over, Siri”
-Dickinson vs. Effy
—“One of the final nails in the coffin of me giving a f**k about wrestling”
—LGBTQ-W??
—“I’m not screamin’ ‘Daddy’ at another man ...”
-CZW plans iPPV’s ... next Summer
-BLK Out On Tour!!
-“Nick Gage ... is garbage now”
-Southern Sickness Cup
—“You should probably never wrestle a match that has more light tubes than fans ...”
—“I hope everybody had a great fu**ing time out there ... all 45 of you”
 
 

This One’s For Ernie

Tonight ...
-“Are you still on?”
-Upcoming comedy shows
-2019: “Things have gotten way outta’ hand”
—JT Dunn bullies a bully
-4-0 MF’N 49ers!
-Master P owns HOG
—“We know how well rap mixes with wrestling ...”
-“Nick Gage’s whole s**t is wack ...”
—“What flavor ice cream is Nick Gage gonna’ be in CHIKARA?”
-Return to the Bronx Zoo
—Goodbye to a special friend
 
 

100 Percent

Tonight ...
-Crazy intake of cats at work
-“Let’s get into Joey Janela ...”
—Starman
—“F**k this guy, but ... Oh, s**t!”
—Holding tag belts with X-Pac 
—Charisma like Trent Acid
—On the phone with John Zandig
—“If this is the lifestyle he’s gonna’ embrace, I’m gonna’ bury it ever fu**ing chance I get”
—“He DOES have a drinking problem ...”
—Highspots interview
—Reaching out after the Enzo incident
—“DJ was just being a creepy motherfu**er”
—“I am team Joey Janela 100%”
-GCW’s “Curtain Call” show
—Matt Tremont ... “who lives in a fu**in’ pineapple under the sea, brotha!”
—“When everyone’s chanting ‘Daddy! Daddy!’ ... it sounds like a PRIDE parade”
 
 

Nothing but ... Talking on a Microphone

Tonight's topics:
-Emil Jerko** and the ‘bees nest’
—“Unlike you hollow-lived motherfu**ers ...”
—“They have Olympics for the type of ‘Special’ you are”
—“He’s a mouth-breathing moron”
—“While he’s pulling metal out of an AIDS patient ...”
-“Let’s talk about cats ...”
-Thoughts on ICW’s “Kick in the Door 2”
—“Super Crazy is shaped like Jimmy Lloyd now”
—“Fat Sami vs. Co**sucking Teddy Hart”
-More on the Raver-Cornette issue
—Now, muppets are involved ...
-“Dojo Wars is on some bum s**t ...”
-Jordan Olive Oil
-Thoughts on NGI
—“Matt Tremont is shaped like Spongebob with fat arms”

Safe For Your Eardrums

-Tonight, questions from Facebook
Topics include:
-Jesse Ventura’s ‘Off the Grid’
-Homicide at Monster Factory
-Danny Demanto and GCW
-Brandon Kirk ‘morphing into Jimmy Lloyd’
-Thoughts on the new Chappelle special
-GCW’s “Bloodsport”: “This whole thing is just awkward”
-Wishing the best for Artie
-“You guys must be from California ...”
-Lenny vs. The Bagel Guy
-Nick F’N Gage: Old vs. New
—“Gang-affiliated cornball ...”
—Joe Beisler: “Do you have no mirrors in your entire fu**ing house?”
-“Supposed to be simulated combat, and now motherfu**ers are naming shows ‘2 Cups Stuffed’ ...”
-OPW: “Lousy is a terrible promoter”
-Thoughts on the G-Raver-Jim Cornette issue
—G-Raver’s “more worried about this than he is his recovery”
... and more!

Bigot Smalls is the Illest!!

Tonight ...
-Back To School time at Wal-Mart
—“It’s like a fu**in’ ant farm in there”
—“it’s like a fu**in’ zombie apocalypse ...”
-It’s football season!!
—“That little fu**in Ewok on the Cowboys ...”
-Thoughts on CM Punk at Starrcast
-Situation with “Tiny Hippie”
—“I don’t know how to communicate with these fu**in’ people in this society”
-Super Humman 
—“I’m not with it. F**k this guy”
-Thoughts on the G-Raver injury
—“There’s some people that I wouldn’t mind seeing get hurt ... but I don’t wanna see G-Raver get hurt”
—What Jim Cornette said ...
—“DeathMatch Wrestling exists ... because of fu**ing weirdos”
—“He’s criticizing the fu**ing idiot, mouth-breathing fans ...”
-“So ... AEW did their fu**ing show ...”
—“Janela continually looking like a guy who shouldn’t be on TV physically”
—“Jimmy Havoc just looks like a fu**ing Hot Topic kid”
—Nyla Rose and “inclusion”
—“Call me Bigot Smalls”
—“I don’t believe in s**t that doesn’t have reality tied to it”
—“Why is it necessary for motherfu**ers to get cheap pops with fu**in’ animals?”
-King of the No-Ring DeathMatch
—“If the Tremont’s live in the H2O building, does that make it ‘apartment wrestling’?”
—“Lowlife Louie wins this ... looking eerily like King Hippo”
 
 
 

Loyalty and Persistence

-Now On Wrestling Soup!
—“I know I have a lot more personality than these motherfu##ers out there”
-Thoughts on GCW’s “Worst Behavior” from Japan
—Tony Deppen, “The teabag guy”
—Kasai: “A God of death match wrestling”
—“I hate the fu**ing piercing spots”
—Joey “wrestled himself out of his jacket” ...  then fights the “Invisible Man”
-On CZW & DJ Hyde
—“My glory day in wrestling was CZW in the early 2000’s”
—“To watch somebody come in and just s**t in it’s mouth is really fu**ing upsetting”
—Ideas for Father Tremont
-On Brett Lauderdale 
—“He’s been a weasel his whole fu**ing time in wrestling”
—TOD incident
—AR Fox
—“Candy had to go”
—“I don’t like this little motherfu**er”
-On Danny Demanto
—“The fat guy who never gave up”
—“The Nick Gage-less Invitational”
—“Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet ...”
—“He’ll be going away soon”
-Moving on ...
-Andrew Luck retires 
-Goodbye to a special human being ...
 
 

No Fu**s Given

Tonight ...
-A rough week 
-Chicken ownership 
-Bonefrog Trident
-Thoughts on ICW Milwaukee’s “Insane 8”
—Necro on commentary ...
-Matt Tremont‘s wife takes to Facebook
—“What did you expect?”
-“On Kit Osbourne’s page ...”
-“Speaking of garbage ...”
—TJ & Friends
—“Look at what a piece-of-s**t parent I am. Like and Subscribe!”
-“Let’s see. Next jerkoff situation ...”
—Jordan Oliver
-CZW vs. wXw
—“Who gives a f**k?”
-Orange Cassidy
-Vampiro
-NXT vs. AEW
-Billy Corgan announces NWA TV
—“What the f**k is NWA?”
—“What are you gonna’ do? Effeminately whisper songs at me for the next 20 fu**ing years?”
-Gage vs. Effy
-Aidan Blackheart and JC Rotten
—“Crazy hillbilly s**t going on”
-Some shocking developments for Southern Sickness
—“They’re putting women in the tournament so, when you guys are out there in the front row with your sweet sweatpants on ... keep it under control!”
... and more!