Yakuza Kick Radio

Pot ... Meet Kettle

-Wrestling culture
—“The most popular, unpopular opinion in podcasts”
—“There’s 7 billion people on this planet. And that’s too many”
-“Professionalism probably will never be my forte”
-AEW
—“The Young Bucks were in suits that looked like they belonged to DJ Hyde”
-Super Humman is coming to GCW
—“He’s got a big following ‘cuz he’s dumb. And dumb sells”
-Pro Wrestling Trainwreck
-Potential dream matches?
—“My mind doesn't even really work towards dream matches anymore, cuz I don’t give a f**k if it even exists next week”
-Matt Wolf
—“He’s just lurked for a long time”
—“Give me the knife, eh?”
-Marko Stunt
—“I take the fu**in Bagel Boss guy way more seriously”
—Gunner Miller’s Facebook post
—John Gray pops up
—“Go run more miles!”
—“... on my bucket list”
... and more!

Say Hello ... To The Honest Guy!

Tonight’s Topics:
-“Watching too much wrestling again guys. And by ‘too much,’ I always mean ‘at all’”
-A Black woman has been cast as a White cat
—“This fu**ing s**t society that’s been created”
—“I think you should all fu**ing gather and march off a motherfu**ing cliff”
-Frankie Pickard
—“You’re listening to the wrong show if you wanted preparation”
—“Frankie just looks like he’s preparing for a barbecue, not a wrestling match”
—“I don’t need to be a fu**ing wrestler to judge a piece-of-s**t wrestler”
—“Stop believing the fu**ing lies. Step your fu**ing game up”
-Ian’s new marketing campaign
-Live commentary on Danny Demanto-Marko Stunt 
—“I don’t know how long they’re gonna’ allow this fu**ing Marko Stunt ‘experiment’ to go on on the Independent circuit”
—“Like a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure” for sh**ty deathmatch wrestlers”
—“It’s like ‘David and Goliath.’ If Goliath was an overweight jerkoff that couldn’t wrestle. And David was just a small boy in Build-A-Bear jeans”
-Allie Kat breaks her “edge”
—“When you treat alcohol like whatever you’re drinking is your favorite sports team ... you’re a douchebag”
-Nick Gage “drops an enormous man” on his injured knee
-GCW at The Basement East
... and more!

Rockin’ Some Sweet Sweatpants

Tonight ...
-9 years of Yakuza
—Origin of the podcast
-“Blood Feast” 
—“It was just a fu**ing ... absolute piece of s**t”
—“Madman Pondo looks like he’s retaining enough water to hydrate California when they’re going through a drought”
-Contacted by Chris Dickinson
-Karl Malone
—“What kind of scumbag motherfu**er is this?”
-James Ellsworth in BLK Out
—Tracing the history of Ruckus
—Robbie Mireno: “He’s not that fu**ing good. And that’s being polite”
—James Ellsworth: “ ... this chinless piece of s**t”
—“Hobb-ie Mireno, man”
-“This ‘bagel guy’ ...”
-“Upcoming” Southern Sickness tournament 
—JC’s retiring after the show
—“Sweet sweatpants”
—Pro Wrestling Trainwreck ... and Hi-Tone?
—John Gray is booked 
-Thoughts on GCW’s “5150” show
 
 

Shout Out To All The Good People Out There!

-Barkin’ at the thunder
-“Someone’s got a really shi**y tattoo of Sabu ...”
-Dojo Wars drew 12 people
-GCW Backyard show ...
—“This Alex Zayne kid is a fu**in’ animal”
—“The old Nick Gage would’ve called the new Nick Gage a pu**y”
—“It’s wild to hear Nick Gage shoutin people out like he’s fu**ing Wendy Williams”
—“Janela sounded like Daffy Duck with a brain injury”
-Raven Havok’s “list”
—“Who the fu** are you and why are your standards so low?”
-EVOLVE on the WWE Network
-Ian’s kid set to retire
—“What did you expect to happen?”
-David Starr
—“He’s like a whiny, Millennial, attention-grabbing douchebag”
—“A Jewish dude with fu**ing ‘Black Lives Matter’ trunks sounds like a MAD TV sketch”
-Thoughts on the African-American “Little Mermaid”
—“I don’t give a f**k what color you make the mermaid. I’m not gonna watch the fu**in’ movie”
-6 years sober
—“Moderation isn’t in my DNA”
—Reaching out to Joey
... and more!
 

The Birth of AEW (AIDS Exclusive Wrestling)!

-“So, this guy ... Adam Bueller ...”
—His bookings are being canceled ... because he has HIV!
—“Secret AIDS society ...”
—“AIDS Exclusive Wrestling (AEW)”
—Scotty Satire
—“I hope you fall on the corner of your coffee table and bleed out in front of your fa**ot father”
—“Heath Slater with Down Syndrome”
—“All you motherfu**ers look like Make-A-Wish wrestlers”
—“It’s 2019! You can’t AIDS shame”
-Update on the cat situation
-Thoughts on TOD 18
—“It just lost my fu**ing interest”
—No beer
—“The VOD looked like the motherf**er put sunglasses on the camera”
—“Super Humman has way better production value”
—Jimmy Lyon: “He wasn’t fu**ing ready for it”
-Chris Dickinson vs. Shane Mercer
—“I don’t think anyone in the business can hang with Chris Dickinson strike-wise”
-Bear OR Frog?
-“Dance recitals are fu**in’ crazy”
—“There’s like an 8-year-old girl that looks, and is built, like Chris Farley”
—“There was one kid ... he was a luchador”
... and more!

Coming In Like A Savage

Tonight’s topics:
-Bonefrog Tier One
-“Dad-jokes Nick Gage”
-DJ Hyde: The Un-Cool
-Consequences of the Zandig-Janela roof bump
—Zandig’s done, Janela: “Proud, trainwreck s**tbag”
-Janela’s promo on Mox: “Garbage”
-Thoughts on Joey Janela vs. Low Ki
-“AEW’s on some real goofball s**t”
-“Jordynne Grace is fu**in’ ridiculous”
-“Speaking of dumb chicks ... Session Moth is out”
-RIP Trent Acid
-“This dildo s**t is outta control”
... and more!
 
 
 
 

Not Down With Dumb Sh*t

Tonight’s show includes:
-Talk Is Jericho interview with Moxley
-Podcast hosts
—Fake Mike the “host”
—“This dude sounds like he’s being held up by his shirt collar”
—“I cant be sorry for a motherfu**er that doesn’t know when to stop breeding”
—“He ‘Make-A-Wish’ catfished Tod Gordon”
-Thoughts on “All or Nothing”
—Joey Janela: “Smoking cigarettes and takin’ bumps on his head”
—“F**k the guy with no legs”
—Nyla Rose: “A powerlifter wearing a Pocahontas costume for Halloween”
—Addressing the Sonny Kiss “controversy”
—Chris Jericho: “He looks like Joey Janela’s father”
—“Vince McMahon is the fu**ing Thanos of professional wrestling”
-Joey Janela wrestles a 15-year-old girl in a ‘hardcore’ match
-Thoughts on GCW
—“I don’t wanna’ watch Nick Gage sell Marko Stunt’s offense for 3/4 of the fu**in’ match”
—TOS 4
... and more!

“Ya’ll Done Fu**ed Up Now!”

Tonight’s topics:
-Recap of trip to NY Aquarium
—“Keep the plastic out of the ocean. It kills these fu**in’ guys!”
—“New York is such a great example of humanity failing”
—“No question in my mind I’d blow my fu**in’ brains out ...”
-CZW Original ... Lio Rush?!?!?
-“Nobody gives a f**k about Gran Akuma”
-Low Ki in GCW?
-Artie Lange
-Josh Crane: “Big in Japan”
-Mance Warner: “From CZW champ to ‘I’m a GCW guy’”
-RIP Ashley Massaro
-“No one has ever listened to me for professionalism”
-Thoughts on Maven Bentley / CZW
—“I’m a CZW Guy”
-“Shlak, All-Day”

Sozio Returns to Hurt More Feelings!!

Sozio is back and he wants to “get the fu**in’ elephant out of the room”!
Topics include:
-#SuckIt
—“This is the type of full-on fa**ot-try that’s going on out there”
-“Gay is the ‘new’ tough”
-Stop with the cat, Teddy!
—Sozio: “Hopefully, there’s a special place in hell for this guy when he dies.” Jay Cat: “I just hope it’s soon.”
-Lars Sullivan
-Jimmy Chondo Lyon is “the winner of the essay contest”
—“What’s that fat kid’s name? Oh ... Jimmy Lloyd”
-Brad Anderson wrestling shoot
-GCW presents ... “Crushed Up” 
—The “new” Nick Gage
-“Post-match verbal fellatio”
-Lio Rush: “How about you shut the f**k up and take what you’re given”
-Thoughts on AEW
-Thoughts on the future of Doughy Janela
... and more!
 
 
 

Ayy A**hole!!

Tonight’s topics:
-Lio Rush is “kinda’ ... a jerkoff”
-Ayy, a**hole! Ayy, co**su**er!”
-GCW’s double-shot weekend
—“The Block is Hot”
—“MJF is an absolute fu**in’ star”
—“Marko Stunt is like a high-end Christmas decoration”
—“Mance is Money ...”
—Homicide has hit another gear
—Reminder: CZW dropped the ball
—Teddy Hart again uses a cat as a prop
—“I was really hoping he died before the end of that weekend ...”
—Chris Dickinson vs. Dan Maff: “Go out of your way to see this match”
—Back to DJ ...
—Gage vs. The Sad Boy
—“Janela’s 100% fu**ing losin’ it”
—“The Last Ones Left”
—Tony Depends ...
—Once again ... “DJ ... what kind of s**t is this?”
—Eric Ryan vs. Orin Veidt: “They absolutely fu**ing killed it”
—“The GCW title is like the Infinity Stone (to Nick Gage)”
—Post-parole Gage
... and more!