Yakuza Kick Radio

That Outlaw S**t!

Tonight ...
-49ers Update
—‘That’s a wrap’ Reuben Foster!
-CZW Hall of Fame
—“It’s been some bulls*it for awhile”
—“Thank you for your service ...”
—“Not to be a di**head but ...”
—Where is the ‘big fight feel’?
—“Everybody loves grabbing balls ...”
—A look at CZW’s “Nineteen” show
—“I don’t give a f**k about wrestling ...”
-‘R.I.P. JAPW’
-Heading back to IWA-MS
-Jay Cat ‘puts himself over’

YKR/THT Order A ’Whiz Wit’Out’

Tonight's topics include:
-Eagles win the Super Bowl
—City on fire?!?
—“There’s a lot of down-low s**t eaters in Philly ...”
—What happens to Foles now?
—Eagles fan cries
—“That’s a lot of fu**ing fires!!”
—“God’s on our side ...”
—“Still gettin’ used to the shape of the ball”
—“You guys need more alcohol”
-7 years in prison ...
-When you kick the retarded bees nest ...
—Basement hate
—Worst podcast ever
—DeathMatch Russell drops a diss track
 

Marks Dorks Klowns

Tonight, Jay Cat is using his “terrible” mic to be “carried” by Shaheen
-“Just because wrestlers are nice to you don’t mean you’re fu**ing safe to talk s**t about other people”
-How many “Jeezus” ratings for the Zandig pose?
-“Half of you can barely get out of your fu**in’ seat once you sit down”
-“So, anyway Michael ...”
-“Medium-sized homie at best ...”
-“You need fu**ing mental help”
-How do you join MDK?
—“I think you gotta blow a guy”

12 Hours to Memphis: Yakuza Kick Radio Reviews “Guardians of Hardcore”

 Tonight ..
-Wrestling fan Jeremy comes on to recap IWA’s “Guardians of Hardcore”
—“Ohio is for tire killers”
—12 hours with “Death Match” Russell
—“Fu**ing marathon of a**holes in the car”
-Eagles vs. Patriots Super Bowl
—“Brady is like Jason Voorhees”
-Thoughts on recording at Indie shows
—“You might as well put up a picture of a pu**y”
—“This is why I don’t respect you fu**ing Indie fans”
—“I’m too old for this dumb sh*t”
—“Marks Dorks Klowns”
-Jake Parnell “ripped his mouth open like the fu**ing Joker”
-Team Rousey
-Ranting on ... Girl Scout Cookies
-Upcoming racing season
-Will CZW ever respond to GCW?
—“DJ is a fu**ing cuckold”

YKR & THT: Hostile City Showdown!

Tonight ...
-Recap of GCW’s “Hit ‘Em Up”
—Last show in Howell
—The Headhunters “are, indeed, dicks”
—Bigger draw?
—“Runnin’ up in Grandma’s house”
—Smokin’ and drinkin’ inside Game Changer World
—Teddy Hart no-shows
—Jimmy Lloyd’s “getting better”?!?!
—“The Whole FN Show” Tony “Bam Bam” Deppen
—The Headhunters have an “Onita moment”
—Ciclope in “full fu**in’ ‘remember my name’ mode”
—“F**k you Juan”
—“Once again, crazy-a** Crane taking the craziest s**t on the show”
-IWA-MS “Guardians of Hardcore” preview
-WWE signings
-Eagles are in the Super Bowl
—“I love Philly”
—“25 piles of dog s**t”
—“You got a cheesesteak from Jersey?!?!”
—“What kind of shaped-ball is this?”

Yakuza Kick Radio: The Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

Tonight's topics include:
-Everybody’s gotta’ be offended by something ...
-CZW in February
—“Any good DJ Hyde stories?”
-Shopping carts: To return? Or not?
-Threatening to raise the minimum wage
-Thoughts on marijuana legalization
-Addiction OR disease?
-Teddy Hart’s new cat
—Thoughts on animal rescue, adoption, and abuse
-NFL Playoff Predictions
 

YKR & THT ”Enter The Compound”

Tonight's topics:
—On Point’s 5th Anniversary show
—Where’s GCW headed?
—“Not my fault no one had a lighter ...”
—GCW “Hit ‘Em Up” preview
—“Set ‘em on fire!”
—“He looks like a middle-school kid”
—Back to On Point ...
—“I don’t care what you’re into ...”
—“Not a bad match on the show”?!?
—“Why is this dude outside in the freezing cold doing push-ups?”
—“Anyone who signs up to be taught wrestling by DJ Hyde should have their fu**ing head examined”
—“Seriously ... no fu**ing botches”
—“You want a suicide dive?”
—“Are you leaning in any direction with the bunny in April?”
—“Made no sense ...”
-Let’s talk about CZW ...
—Upcoming “Nineteen” show
—Where’s Robert Anthony?
-H2O
—Some “real sh*t”
—Sean Henderson
—Wrestlers that “don’t look like wrestlers”
-Gage “being Gage” at Style Battle
 

”The Plague Bringer” Markus Crane on Yakuza Kick Radio!!!!!!

Topics include:
-Early inspirations in wrestling
-What turned his eye to DeathMatch wrestling?
-Coming across CZW
-Training to wrestle
-How did his character evolve?
-Memories of King of the Death 2015?
—Being fed to Nick Gage
-Thoughts on TOS 1
—Wrestling (and crying) with Danny Havoc
—Meeting Zandig
—“I was picking glass out of my fu**ing hands forever”
-Thoughts on Josh Crane
-Wrestling in dry ice
-On Viking
—“My French-Canadian brother”
-Memories of wrestling Shlak
—“DeathMatch Brock Lesnar”
—Upcoming match
-Carnage Cup 11
—“That was one of those matches that made me want to quit wrestling”
—“Fucking Hellaware Assassin ...”
-Thoughts on multi-man DeathMatches
-TOS 2
—Facing Masashi Takeda
—Why ‘pigeon spikes’?
-Thoughts on carpet strips, insulation, and other DeathMatch weapons
-Having fun in Mexico
-Wrestling another Japanese star at NGI 2
-Thoughts on first-round tournament exits
-Working with saws
-Tattoos
—Favorites?
-Any contact from CZW?
—“Their sh*t is super fu**ing shady”
-Running through doors
-‘Four Loko’ DeathMatch?
-Calling out Jun Kasai
-Is GCW leaving Howell?
-“Number one in the Death Pool”
-Personal Top 5 matches?
-Favorite GCW show?
-Any dream opponents?
-Future goals and aspirations

Wrestling? Nah ... I’m Good

-“I haven’t done a solo show in a minute”
-“I’m all set”
-“There was a time where wrestling was cool to me ...”
-Childhood favorites
-Monday nights
-Introduction to ECW & Hardcore wrestling
-Discovering the “shindys”
—“Some next-level sh*t” at a Donnie B. show
—“My mind is blown”
—Where the f**k is Sewell?
-Discovering CZW
—“Crushing the Competition”
—“I was immediately fu**ing hooked”
—12 years straight
—Revisionist history
—“Please explain to me how you know your fu**ing fans”
-Change in mindset
—“I’m not entertained by big fat mother fu**ers ...”
—It’s OK to look like sh*t ...
-“These fu**in’ dudes have HEAT” OR “These dudes MIGHT be fu**ing”?
—Kiss of the Year
-Turned Off
-Getting sliced at TOD
-Thoughts on Danny Demanto
—The Hamhead situation
-“Some of these mf’ers just live retarded lives”
-“Remember last night where he said he ate three bags of Cheetos and then chased it with a bottle of Jagermeister?”
 

YKR/THT: New Year’s Collaboration

Fan questions ..
-What matches need to happen in 2018?
—“I don’t want to see Sami Callihan wrestle ever again”
-Thoughts on loyalty to local sports teams
—“I kinda’ like to figure this s**t out as I go along”
-Toms River, NJ: Indy Hotbed
—“I’ve never even fu**ing heard of Sewell”
-GCW losing their venue?
—“2018 is not looking good for death matches”
—“Is that a dumpster on fire in the Target parking lot?”
-Looking ahead to Wrestle Kingdom
—“I don’t like wrestling, so ...”
-Nobody circles the wagons ...
—“They're gonna die in the fu**ing parking lot ...”
—“Mucho table spots”
-“Ohio steals everything”
—“That sh*t is dirty as f**k”
-Thoughts on Maria Manic
—vs. Shlak
—“She’s not your average chick”
-“I don’t do the resolution sh*t”