Yakuza Kick Radio

Still Feelin’ It

-Josh Crane comes through
—“a long, long time coming”
—“I’m training while my opponent’s sleep ...”
-The Hamhead debacle 
—“I only got on Team Hamhead cuz it seemed like the cool thing to do”
-More on Crane ...
—“We’re fu**ing married ... No Beckham”
—“Persistence is key”
—“Not gonna’ go out of my way to bash Josh Crane anymore”
-Robert Kraft gets caught on “some blowj*b sh*t”
-Who is the masked singer?
-“The Happytime Murders”
-Adam Bueller
—“you ain’t Magic Johnson, mfer ...”
-Maria Manic “investigated for cannibalism”
-Jimmy Lloyd
—“I’m not sold on him being the future of anything”
-Shane Mercer
—“... out there fu**in’ killing it now”
-“Where the hell is CZW?”
—“Like nothing ... that wants to succeed”
-H20 Student photo shoot
—“I would worry about his level of strength if he was mowing my fu**ing lawn”
—“These guys look pre-pubescent”
—“Rightfully shi**ing himself”
-Will Onita come?
-LuFisto is retiring
-“I don’t feel bad shi**ing on wrestling fans ...”
—“Clowns will listen to you talk sh*t about them and tune in every fu**ing week”
-Undertaker making that f**k money
-Sage Sin retires
 

‘Til The Wheels Fall Off: SHLAK Returns to Yakuza Kick Radio!!!

Tonight ...
-Shlak returns to the show!
-Thoughts on Ian Rotten
—Wrestling Michael Krueger 
-Wrestling Dan Maff
-“Should I go to the hospital?”
-“Soda cans are bad news”
-UEW “Sovereign of Slaughter 3”
-Memories of Mexico
—“I’m a spoiled American. I love my air conditioning”
-Thoughts on intergender wrestling
—“You put a girl in there, I’m gonna slap the girl the f**k around”
—Wrestling Maria Manic
-Doing lines with Louie & Markus
-“I’m not a worrying person per se ...”
-“You could actually visibly see the white dust floating in the air ...”
-His promo creation process
-Thoughts on working with Nate Hatred
-The Zandig angle ... that never was
-Thoughts on Kit Osborne
—“I just don’t have time for CZW’s finest at the moment”
-What went wrong with CZW / DJ Hyde?
-Thoughts on the “Choose US or THEM” issue
-SHLAK vs. The Filing Cabinet
-Wrestling Josh Crane at VOW Lord of Anarchy 4
-Defending the recurring “racist” allegations
—“Just because you know somebody doesn’t mean you share their viewpoints”
-GCW at The Showboat
—“A circus tent for the clowns ...”
—Taking pictures with Kasai
-How long does he plan to wrestle?
-Gym routine
-SHLAK: Life Coach
 

WHO Said It Couldn’t Be Done?

Tonight ...
-A look at GCW’s “They Said It Couldn’t Be Done”
-The Showboat venue
—“One of the most absolutely amazing venues ...”
-Looking forward to shots from Cha-hos & Gardner
-The usual “uninformed, sloppy drunk bulls**t” from Janela
—Organized chaos still should be professional
—“Doughy Janela”
-Shane Mercer: “MFN monsters are not easy to come by ...”
-“Teddy Hart’s a c**ksucker”
—“I can’t wish death on him enough”
 

Organized Chaos

-CZW’s 20th
—Finally ...
—It started in Sewell ...
—Remembering Trent 
-Eddy Blackwater
—“Dude’s horrible ...”
-Preview of GCW’s “They Said It Couldn’t Be Done”
-Josh Crane in the UK
—“I don’t give a s**t”
 
-VOW looking for a “non DeathMatch guy”
—How about AR Fox?
-More On CZW Hall of Fame inductions
—Z-Barr: “I hope his heart stops”
-AEW signs Sonny Kiss
—“Dude is top-notch talent”
-“Hate-listening” to Don Tony
-No-selling in wrestling
-“Might as well give ‘em their motherfu**in’ money’s worth”
-NFL free agency
—Thoughts on Flacco in Denver, Antonio Brown, etc.
-CM Punk with Jun Kasai ... in AC?!
 
 

Telling Tack Stories at Starbucks: Deathmatch Russell calls in to YKR!!

DEATHMATCH YAKUZA!!!!
Tonight, Jay Cat is joined by Deathmatch Russell!!!!
Tonight's topics:
-Pro Wrestling After Dark
--Anthony Gargano, NOT Johnny's brother
-Going way back with Frankie Pickard
-"The floor is yours, Jay Cat!"
-When John Wayne became the King
--Memories of trip to KOTDM 2016
--RIP Whackpacker Hogan
-Top 4 DeathMatches?
--Hint: They involve Conor Claxton and ....?
-Remembering the Masada-Jimmy Havoc classic
-"Remember the one year you got sliced open? S**t happens"
-CZW: "The sh**y and the good"
-Jesus battles Sozio in the Cage of Death!
-A "jelly fight" at PWU
-What attracted him to wrestling?
-The MySpace era
-IWA-MS at the Gay Pride bar
--"Heat wave, what do you expect?"
-Top 4 favorite wrestlers of all-time
-Deathmatch's thoughts on current-day WWE
--509 Live
--Booking AJ Styles CORRECTLY
-7 OR 5 ... or 1 names that AEW should sign
-Favorite wrestler named Dave
-Van Halen OR Van Hagar?
-Dream matches?
... and so much more!
 
 
 

Capt. Dave at the Cross Roads

Tonight's topics:
-Super Bowl thoughts
—“let’s be honest, it was fu**in’ terrible”
—Joe Montana’s still the GOAT
—“Tom Brady and a bunch of White WR’s ...”
-Capt. Dave
—“Crossroads Wrestling is the name of the shindy ...”
-Drew Cha-hos retires
—“There are companies FULL of absolute trash ...”
-High hopes for AEW
—Tremont is still calling out Cody Rhodes
—Where will Omega go?
-Speaking of Jun Kasai ...
—Not Markus Crane?
-Josh Crane flies himself to the UK
—“... a fat, pigeon-shaped clown”
—“... a human pear”
-Carnage Cup canceled
—“Who gives a f**k?!?!?”
-Thoughts on Dean Ambrose ‘leaving WWE’
-Low Ki
—“This dude’s like a little fu**ing ninja ...”
-Women set to main event WrestleMania?
-“I’m way more offended by people being offended”
-Will Shlak finally get the GCW title?

YOLO ... Nah Mean?

Christian Simpson of The Daily Blitz drops in for some Super Bowl talk!
 
Also ...
-“How the f**k you gonna’ replace Joe Montana?”
-Travis Kelce’s dancing for the dollar menu!
-Ketchup on Macaroni & Cheese?!?!? 
-CZW Hall of Fame
—“Coincidentally ...”
-Jim Kasai’s opponent
-Chris Hero
— “... avoiding the gym like there’s AIDS up in there”
-Z-Barr/Joey on Facebook
—“I think both of these guys are di**heads”
-The wrestling-fan community
—“... smelly, non-showering, dirty mfers”
-Winning the NDC battle
—“Sometimes fans are just abused”
-Titan Games
 

Time to S**t on Some Birthday Cakes ... Again

Tonight ... Jay Cat and Sozio go in on:
-CZW Hall of ... Neglect
—Where’s Trent & Zandig?
—Thoughts on past inductees
—CZW’s Mick Foley
—The next inductee is .... DJ Hyde?!?!?
—“I’m sure he has a plaque at home that he masturbates and ejaculates on at least once a week”’
—BLK Jeez: “Nate Hatred’s personal bump machine for awhile”
—Thoughts on the induction of Whackpacker Hogan
—Nate Hatred’s ‘dark match’ induction
—Again ... you’re missing Trent & Zandig!!
—Justice Pain = the Cena of CZW
—Should CZW induct Chri$ Ca$h?
—Ric “F’N” Blade
—“The Best of Trent Acid”: “How is that not a DVD?”
—Who should be the first female inducted?
-Benoit in the WWE Hall of Fame?
—“I understand you liked his crossface, but his kid didn’t ...”
—“Would you put Rockin’ Rebel in the CZW Hall of Fame?”
-Speaking of poor taste ...
—Priscilla Kelly spot
-“Let’s go from Priscilla Kelly to R. Kelly ...”
-Thoughts on All Elite Wrestling
—“The circle jerk company”
-Thoughts on CZW’s current direction
—Upcoming 20th Anniversary Show
 

Counting His Blessings: Referee John Gray on Yakuza Kick Radio!

Topics include:
-Growing up in Louisville
-World Trampoline Wrestling
-Meeting JC Bailey
-American Kickboxer
-Thoughts on a referee’s responsibilities
-Thoughts on Ian Rotten
—“I never once blamed Ian Rotten for JC Bailey dying”
-Refereeing a Death Match
—Thoughts on refs who wear goggles/gloves
—“You look like a fu**ing clown”
-Memories of Meeting Billy Joe Travis
-Sharing a locker room with The Road Warriors
-Thoughts on the Joe Bailey’s hatred of Ian Rotten
-More On Ian
—“I’ll continue to defend him because I know the character of the man that is Ian Rotten”
-OVW
—“I screwed myself there”
—Stealing from NOVA
—“I was guilty as charged”
-Thoughts on addiction
-On Corporal Robinson
-King of the Death 2016
—“... light tube bonanza, alcohol pits, go fu** your mother in the a** with a dildo death match ...”
-Thoughts on Alex Colon
-Working for GCW
-Why was he fired by Ian?
-Blackcraft Wrestling
-Crazy bumps
-Road trips with “the fam”
 

#SuckIt

Tonight’s topics:
-Highlights of GCW’s “The Dynasty” show
—“Prayer leader” Gage
—Chris Dickinson’s ‘date with destiny’
—“Sad Boy” Joey Janela
-The Cookie Guy
—“F**k this guy ... forever”
—“This fat fu** is filthy rich”
—“You bake cookies for grown men ...”
-Speaking of chickens ...
—Attack of the Vegans
—Exploitation!?!?
-Holiday in the Park
-2010-2011 CZW memories
-Van Halen OR Van Hagar?
-Jun Kasai coming to GCW
-Rickey Shane Page is butthurt
—“Passive aggressive clown shit ...”
—“Let me bury this little a**hole ...”