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YKR/THT Comment on GCW’s “The Dynasty”

YKR/THT back again!!!
-YouTube exclusive 
-Review of the final three matches of GCW’s “The Dynasty”
-Dickinson vs Gage
—“”I’m an aquarium guy”
—“Too hard, too quick ... No Beckham”
—“I wonder if the light tubes show up blurry ...”
—“Prayer-leader Gage sucks”
-Shlak/Markus Crane vs G-Raver/Jeff Cannonball
—“... he’d be the Wired champion right now”
—“He found some sh*t that was vegan AND fattening”
—“... looking like an old Will Sasso”
—3 most underrated DeathMatch wrestlers ...
—“That’s like the Hydrox of Crane’s”
-Tanaka vs PCO
—“Good Boy” Joey Janela on commentary: “I’m sure it’s awesome”
—“Joey’s life is going well”
—“Why is Tiny Tim so upset?”

The 3rd Annual Cage Of Death Review ... with Sozio!

Tonight ...
-Sozio joins Jay Cat to review CZW’s Cage of Death XX
-Sozio is juiced to the gills and ready to “bury some motherfu**ers”
-‘We’re missing 1000 people!”
-“I’d definitely describe that as ‘frolicking’”
-“Jordan Oliver looks like a grown-up ‘Hey Arnold’”
-“Just shave something for me”
-“Typical DJ bulls**t”
-Hey Leyla: “Leave CZW!!”
-“Do your hugs and handshakes behind the curtain”
-“Just throw it in the fu**ing river”
-“Is it a magic show OR a wrestling show?”
-Onita: “Looking like he has rickets”
-DJ has a personal trainer, and “he’s fatter now! How!”
-RSP “looks like the fat lesbian from ‘Orange is the New Black’”
—“Let’s have some fun. We can roll.”
-“I mean that in the least Gay way possible”
-Mance Warner: “A dollar store Jay Briscoe
mixed with Drake”
 
 

Happy Holidays ... Now FOH!

-Comedy is under fire in 2018
—Nick Cannon held down by the ‘white man’
-“I decided I don’t like Meek Mill”
-“F**k you. Eat my a**. Love, Maria Manic”
-“Because I can ...”
-Thoughts on Roman Reigns / Sozio Facebook 
-A look ahead to CZW Cage of Death 
—The “Wire-y” Champion Jordan Oliver
—“A pretty rough show”
-IWA King of All Kings
—No Filler!
—“300-plus pounds of fu**in’ filler”
-Neil Diamond Cutter 
—“Brother, brother, brother ...”
—Josh Crane ... “What’s the problem?”
-Wrestlers that mess with underage girls
-Shane Mercer’s “a fu**in’ beast”
 

Allow me to reintroduce myself ...

-“MFers might have forgot who the f**k they dealin’ with”
-“Let’s just get into some random s**t ...”
-Onita is returning
—But, first ...
—Recapping the initial match for CZW
—GCW bringing in Onita
—“...I say it’s a waste of money”
—Here comes Butthurt Lena Dunham
—“I don’t give a f**k if every one of you MFers ends up homeless”
—“Grow up ...”
—“He thinks that train wreck sh*t is cute”
—“Joey Janela’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
-“This little co**sucker ...”
—“I’m not a Debbie Downer. I’m a Ronnie Reality, motherfu**er”
—“Ayy jerkoff ... Ayy a**hole ...”
—“I don’t want to talk to any one of you fu**ing nerds”
—“If your identity is “the ref with the man bun,” I need you to get the f**k out my face”
—“You don’t belong on my planet”
—“It’s fu**ing cock-suit Wednesdays ...”
-Here comes DJ “the d**k rider”
—Onita at Cage of Death
—“You hurt HER”
—“Don’t fu**ing watch this video around any sharp sh*t ...”
-Trip to Fright Fest
—That’s not included ...
—“It was creepy as f**k”
—“Yo Jay ... where’s the cat?”
-Disney Deej
-DeathMatch Russell 
—“ ... randomly breaks the news of Huey Lewis’s death ...”
-GCW puts DeathMatch wrestling at risk ...
—Thoughts on L.A. Confidential / David Arquette 
 
 

Business Up Front ... Party in the Back!

Tonight ...
-49ers Present/Future
—Jimmy + Jerick
-IWA-MS
—Drawing 88 in Jersey
—“No ... I don’t think you know what you’re doing”
—“... open your ears to criticism”
—“Ian Rotten is stuck in the past”
—“It’s not fu**in’ working”
—“Torrents is the tape trading of 2018”
—“No one should be surprised Ian’s not drawing”
-More thoughts on H2O Wrestling Center / Kevin Hogan Memorial Hall
—“It is?”
—“I didn’t know it had to be”
-Julius Smokes shoots on a dead person 
-Cookie Guy on ... Hip-Hop?!?!?
—The Boombox Era
—“Something I can dance to”
—“Family fu**in’ get-togethers at the Perdue Ranch”
-Blackie Sanchez
—“Not a single ‘layer’”
-Mickie Knuckles
—Stepping aside

”The King of New York” EC Negro on Yakuza Kick Radio!

EC Negro stops by to discuss ...
-Knicks on the rise
-Discovering wrestling
-Searching for a wrestling school
-Training at The Doghouse
-Jersey All-Pro
-Teaming with K.C. Blade
-Thoughts on the Christopher Street Connection
-CZW experience
-Memories of Trent Acid
-Thoughts on Frank Goodman
—“He’s a pathological liar”
-Now You Create wrestling
—Targeting the Hip-Hop community
—Urban Wrestling Federation
-Modern wrestling
-More on Frank Goodman
—Retirement match that didn’t happen
—“I’m not gonna give him the pleasure of having my last match for him”
-Favorite opponents
-Meeting Roddy Piper
—“Rubbing shoulders with the guy who inspired you to be ‘you’”
Negro leaves, but Jay Cat goes in on:
-Canibus
-Bill Cosby got locked up ...
—“I don’t give a f**k what color this guy is”
—“This dude was raping motherfu**ers”
-Jimmy G has his season ended
-IWA draws 200 total for 4 shows
—“I’ve stopped feeling bad”
-Emil Jay
—“Imagine ...”
—“Me ‘shutting up’ would be a dream come true ... Unfortunately, that’s not gonna happen”
-DJ “teaches” another young kid
-Joey Janela’s major injury
—“He thinks that ‘train wreck’ s**t is cute”

DJ Hyde & His ’Forever Students’

Tonight, Jay Cat tackles ...
-CZW talk
—Emil Jay
—“Dojo Wars is fire”
—“Why does everyone have a podcast?”
—Zeppolis and Light Tubes
-Eminem’s diss track
-Kevin Hogan Memorial Hall
—Memories is Kevin
—Emotionally Invested?
-NFL Week 2 thoughts
-Tracking the Chiefs-Steelers game
-Bert & Ernie bulls**t
-Businessman DJ

F**k Tha Police!!!

-Setting records ...
-Observations from NFL Week 1
—“I’m not gonna’ bet on my team again ... So I say this week”
—Pick of the week
-NGI 3
—“I’m gonna’ exclaim like an 8-year-old that just fell off their bike ...”
—“Free my guys in prison ...”
—Jimmy Lloyd’s blonde streak
—Shlak loses again???
—“Two thin dudes in the ring fighting”
—“Whatever happened to ...”
—“Knives have a very defined way of hurting and killing ...”
—“Why is he falling every time this way smaller guy hits him?”
—“... kissing Japanese a**”
-“CZW nonsense”
—“Anybody know when the next WIRED TV taping is?”
—Down With The Sickness: “Possibly the worst show CZW’s ever had”
—“What the f**k are YOU talking about?”

The Snakebite Enters My Vein: R.I.P. Nate Hatred

Tonight’s topics:
-RIP Big Nate
—Discovering the Combat Zone
—Learning the characters
—Voodoo
—200 Light Tubes
—Returning at the first NGI
—Nate on Yakuza Kick Radio
-Eminem’s new joint, track-by-track
—“He flexed his mothafu**in nuts on this album”
—Oz Tyler tweets ...
—Mumble rap 
—“Fu**in Rainbow Brite, My Little Pony hair”
—Nicki Minaj’s new album
-Nick Gage no-shows 
—An hour and 1/2??
-CZW ticket comps
—“It’s a sinking fu**ing ship”
—“A handful of shows that no one gives a fu** about”
-Another Canadian cat breeder

6 Feet Deep

 
Topics include:
-“I don’t watch wrestling”
-Training update
-Building the duck pen
-Thoughts on GCW
—Marko Stunt
—“The problem with comedy wrestling ...”
—“Not everybody’s fu**in’ funny”
—“I hope the next show they run is a memorial show for the owners”
—“Clouds of fu**ing light tube dust ...”
-CZW “Down With The Sickness”
—Thoughts on BLK Out
—Hall of Fame
—“Eat a d**k, DJ”
—“They’ve earned every single bit of their fu**ing failure ...”
-The return of USA Pro
-All In
—“I don’t foresee watching a single match ...”
-“Nick Gage is gonna’ die ...”
-On JC Rotten
—“F**k You Jay Cat!”
—King of All Kings
-Let’s talk about ...
—Chickens