Yakuza Kick Radio

Thank You For The Good Times

NEW YAKUZA!
Tonight's topics:
-Tracy Morgan at Count Basie
-“Remember when MJF first came out?”
—“His manager was Maria Manic. One of those two people made a BAD career decision”
-RIP Big Mac Smack
-“That Clark kid … the one you looked at like ‘there’s something wrong with this motherfu**er?’ Well, guess what? There IS something wrong with this motherfu**er”
-Thoughts on the Chris Dickinson abuse rumors 
—“Being ‘mean’ isn’t a crime”
-Deathmatch wrestling has been “killed by these companies doing front-to-back deathmatches”
-GCW’s “The Old Me”
—“One of the best shows that I’ve seen in a long fu**in’ time”

Bloody 20 Dollar Bills, Ya’ll

Tonight's show ...
-latest AC adventures
-Rest In Peace Gilbert
-Matt Tremont
—“I don’t understand how people still go to his shows”
—“Everything looks shady”
-“XPW fu**ing blows”
-Doors vs. Tables
-Zandig’s Staple Gun Challenge, motherfu**ers!
-Thoughts on the Will Smith - Chris Rock incident
—“You talked more sh*t to Geoffrey than that motherfu**er said to your wife”
—“I hope he (Chris Rock) sues him for every thing he’s got”
-“Can somebody explain racism to me?”
-Deebo requests a trade

My Last Episode … (as a 43-year-old)

Tonight ...
-“About to turn 44. Another year in the books”
-RIP Scott Hall
-Kanye: “It’s not gonna’ end well”
-Zandig: “It’s hugely disappointing to see him take this turn”
—The Staple-Gun Challenge
-Thoughts on Joey Janela turning heel
-Should Papoose be on GOAT conversations?
-Thoughts on Transgender athletes
-XPW tournament: “Do I give a f**k at all?”
-G-Raver and Tremont issue: “I just don’t think any of these guys are ‘good guys’”
-Animal Talk for Jeff Sand!
 
 

What’d You Do With the Merch??

NEW YAKUZA!!!!
Topics include:
-49ers 2022 projection
—At QB: “I feel like it’s either gonna’ be Tom Brady or Trey Lance”
-Super Bowl halftime show
-Gage sober?
—“If he’s trying, I’m on his team”
-Atticus Cogar - Brett Lauderdale situation 
-G Raver
—“F**k G Raver”
—“If you walk into this circle of human beings and be like ‘These are the type of people I wanna’ date,” then …”
-Scotty Sariti
—“He just talks real reckless … and he’s a nerd”
—“I just knew he was a dirtbag”
-Zandig’s asking “When is White history month?”
-“Speedball” Bailey returns
—“I thought I cared …”
—“He looks like he’s doing a demonstration for a child’s birthday party”
-Janela turns heel
—“This is how you go heel”
-Thoughts on X-Pac
-“I don’t give a f**k about anything that starts with Effy”
-“Alex Zayne is fu**ing stupid”
 
 

A Healthy Dose …

On tonight's Yakuza:
-Joey has a six-pack?
-Thoughts on GCW at the Hammerstein
—Nick Gage: “Clearly, he’s not alright”
—A contract … to save Nick Gage
-Kanye craziness update
-Joe Rogan and “everything’s racist”
-“If you don’t want Tom Brady on your team, you should have been aborted”
-More on Nick Gage: “You got these fu**ing nerds energized”
-CZW is bringing back UltraViolence!!! “No … they’re not”
-Mrs. Lowlife Louie weighs in on proper health
—Allie Kat-ch: “She started celebrating White Claws”
—“This whole body positivity bulls**t …”
—Mr. & Mrs. Tremont: “Morbidly obese and loving in a warehouse that stinks”
 

It’s Like That

Tonight ...
-RIP Bob Saget
—“You just never know …”
-Losing John Madden and Betty White, too
-Kanye West drops a new one
—“Kanye’s gotten too fu**in’ crazy to not say some suspect sh*t on a track”
—“This dude is fu**in’ mental”
-“Tremont’s back to taking scaffold bumps in front of 100 people”
—“What’s the purpose …”
-Jeff Jarrett in GCW
-Nick Gage
—“Why is the leader of MDK now not working for GCW? Why do you think that is??”
-Shlak on a ventilator
-Thoughts on Perry Wiese
-On Point Wrestling
—“A shindy … wrapped in bacon”
—“Loudy was an accessory to Matt Tremont”
—“BYOB is cute, until …”
--"CZW is a thing of the past"

Just Another Day

-CZW
—“What the f**k is happening here?”
—“For years, CZW had the formula”
—“As soon as CZW catches a little bit of momentum, they’re gonna get re-canceled”
-RIP Markus Crane
—“I hate to say I told you so …”
-“Let’s Go Brandon”
—“It’s become a mental disability”
-“There’s a bi**h that sells farts …”
—“I’m not as mad at her as I am every motherfu**er that bought a fart”

“Whut the F**k?!?!?”

-Getting in the Christmas spirit
—Longwood Gardens
—Bronx Zoo
-Jimmy Rave is dead
—“I blame the wrestling business 100%”
—“There’s a big difference between helping AND facilitating the problem”
—Nick Gage
-Ring of Honor “Final Battle”
—Is this the end of ROH?
-Thoughts on CM Punk “Pro Choice”
-“Dirty” Ron McDonald 
-G-Raver and Jimmy Lloyd redo the infamous spot
—“This is why Jim Cornette said what he said”
—“You should be ashamed of yourself”
-“45 dollars for a fu**ing t-shirt??”
-“Don’t you ever disrespect me …”

Dead Dad Double Dip

Tonight ... 
-Ian Rotten takes a stance with RF
-Thoughts on ICW’s Chattanooga show
—Main event level brutality … in the opener 
—“Tank and JWM did great. The problem is, that was 2-3 hours after guys worked a main event”
—“Fake Brain Damage”
-Thoughts on GCW’s sell-out of Hammerstein
—“Hey, you can’t wrestle anywhere else. Just this shed”
-Nick Gage: “The intensity just isn’t there anymore”
-What’s going on with ROH?
-Markus Crane struggles
—“Every part of his life looks pathetic to me”
-John Gray: “He played the ‘dead Dad’ card already”
—“This is why I can’t have sympathy for motherfu**ers”

“Don’t Call Me A Rapper …”

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on Shane Strickland
—“Shane Strickland was always a talented dude. He just needed to find his lane (and it wasn’t in Sami Callihan’s gear bag)”
-“It’s Fri-Yayyyy” in the Combat Zone
—“CZW is like finding your favorite childhood video game at a yard sale for a quarter”
-“There’s a fake Brain Damage in ICW right now”
-Dark Side of the Ring thoughts
-Revisiting the Explosion Match fiasco in Trenton
—“Every time this fu**ing guy comes here, I don’t think we’re getting our money’s worth”
—“Who the fu*k told Matt Tremont that he could pack a baseball stadium?”
—“That show, from the front to the main, sucked”
—“The face of CZW …”
-“Yeah … I’m immunized”
-Thoughts on most recent WWE cuts
-“DAWG s**t …”