Yakuza Kick Radio

YKR: On That Ellsworth Sh*t

-EC Negro
--“Supportin’ the pedo s**t”
--“No holds barred when it comes to judging”
-Thoughts on Mania
--“It’s crazy that I even watched the show”
--Kofi: “the first Black World champion??”
--“I fu**ing love Thug Cena”
-"Although I love Death Matches, I'm not really into watching Gay p**n"
-Thoughts on Joey Janela’s Spring Break
—Jungle Boy AKA “The younger, more in-shape, takes-himself-seriously Joey Janela”
—“Old School’s not for me”
—Clusterf**k match
—Swoggle: “I can’t stand this little motherf**er man”
—“So, Sexxy Eddy’s a** naked ...”
-TOD
—“Muffin tops all over the fu**ing place”
—“If you wanna’ load Tournament of Death with a bunch of Make-A-Wish petitions, go ahead”
... and more!

2019: Professional Wrestling OR Fetish Porn?!

-Checking our some Mania Weekend shows
—ISW “Boner Jam”
—“There is a tag team called the Dad Bod Squad”
—“Sean Henderson won this with a sweet chin music to Terra Calaway’s chin(s)”
—Doughy Janela
—“Tony Deppen wrestled a guy with no legs ...”
—“Not my type of s**t”
—Lloyd-Takeda killed it
-Meanwhile ... across town
—$30 to touch Joey Ryan’s d**k
—Wrestling has turned into “weirdo fu**ing kink s**t”
-“Some a**hole is investing in CZW”
—DJ Hyde: “A $5 wrestling competitor”
-Teddy Hart continues to throw animals around

The Participation Trophy goes to ...

Tonight’s Topics:
-King Kong Bundy’s cat(s) need a home
—“People are starfu**ers”
—Adopt, don’t shop
-Sami and Rich Swann swap spit
—“Creepy, fu**in weirdo fetish shit”
—“What are we gonna do with my di** this match?”
-Matt Tremont’s newest student
—“I don’t know what his name is. I don’t fu**ing care”
—Sean Henderson promo
—“I didn’t feel like this was gonna end in a fight. I felt like he was gonna report his opponent to the HR department”
-Your main event: Little Skinny Kid vs. Dad Bod Guy
-“The people who show up know ...” that it’s Hogan Hall 
-David Starr cuts a promo on ROH
—“The Black guy against the Jewish kid”
-Sandman sober no more 
-GCW: “So they’re doing an Orange Cassidy show ...”
—Teddy Hart’s Reading Rainbow: “I’m hoping Teddy Hart’s gonna read a suicide note”
-Best of the Best lineup
—“Some chick Jordan Oliver ...”
-Thoughts on Azrieal & Deranged reforming Special K
-“LeBron James is far from fu**ing done”
 
 

Yakuza Kick Radio: Pride and Heritage Episode

-“I’m not down with fu**ing St. Patrick’s Day”
—“Big excuse to get fu**ing wasted”
-49ers Free Agent pickups
-Antonio Brown
—“The Oakland Raiders are squatters now”
—“MFers are gonna get fu**ed up out there (Vegas)”
-DJ Hyde is “waving the white flag”
-Dick Justice is entering a strongman competition
—“I don’t give a f**k what Dick Justice does ever ... in life”
-Janela’s potential opponents?
-“This s**t is killing the business ... for me”
-Thoughts on H2O
—“... a shindy version of GCW”
—Cannonball: “Are you trying to out-Insane Lane?”
-End of JAPW
—“That company was a great vehicle. But there was no fuel without Fat Frank”
... and more

Locked In: The Physicality Episode

Tonight is all about the keys to push yourself and get in shape
Topics include:
-Outcast
-Moving up to North Jersey
—“I wouldn’t even call myself an athletic person”
-Tackling Foam Fest
—“I want to do something more challenging”
-Going sober
-Passing the first big test
-“Don’t set your short-term goals too high ...
-“The only person you should ever compete with is yourself”
-Benefits of DDP Yoga
-“Do 10 push-ups. I don’t give a f**k if it takes you all day”
-Keys to success
-This show is NOT sponsored by ...
-“Workout buddy s**t ...”
-Music is a key
-Pre-Workouts
—“Chasing that pre-workout dragon ...”
 

Outta’ Control!

 
Tonight ...
-Pushing it in the gym
—“Everything I do, I do to an extreme”
—Feeling like a wrestling fan: “Inactive. Not in the gym”
-R Kelly 
—“What can you say?”
-Thoughts on Michael Jackson
—“Self-imposed witness protection s**t”
-“He’s LeBron James go**ammit” 
-Powerbomb Prints!!
-Homicide still doing his thing
-Thoughts on Whacks returning
-Jim Cornette in MLW?
-“Speaking of shi**y commentary ...”
—Janela steady commentator for GCW?
-“The CZW faithful are all fu**ing fleeing”
—Thoughts on the CZW-HOG angle
... and more
 

Reinvented: Desean Pratt on Yakuza Kick Radio!

Tonight, Desean Pratt speaks on:
-“I came across pro wrestling by accident”
-On being a huge CZW fan
-Choosing CHIKARA
—Thoughts on Mike Quackenbush
-Beginnings of The Osirian Portal
-Wrestling at Korakuen Hall
—“The ‘Red Light’ syndrome is ON!”
-False start at ROH
-Going viral at CZW
-CHIKARA on hiatus in 2012
—“I had an amazing vacation”
-Sharing a locker room with big stars
-Thoughts on Comedy Wrestling
-CHIKARA guys headed down to ... Carnage Cup???!?!
—Would he ever do Death Matches?
-From Amasis to Desean Pratt
—“Don’t be afraid to reinvent yourself”
-Top 3 showcase matches

The Word On The Street: ”Spyder” Nate Webb on Yakuza Kick Radio!!!

Topics include:
-Influences and inspirations
-Training stories
--"I can do a backflip off the top rope ..."
-Dinner with Pondo and Ian
--Getting into IWA-MS
-Becoming a DeathMatch wrestler
--KOTDM 2002 & the dead lobsters
-"Teenage Dirtbag"
-Memories of the IWA invasion of CZW
-Subsequent CZW career
--TOD 2
--"By the looks of it, you're due any day now ..."
--Being a member of Team Ca$h
--In the ring with the H8 Club
--Nate Webb/B-Boy vs. Chris Hero/Claudio Castagnoli: The forgotten match
--Ebessan
--TLC vs. JC Bailey
--Going to Wendy's ... with a severely burned Nick Gage
--Loser Leaves Town vs. B-Boy
--Thoughts on the CZW-ROH feud
... and more

Still Feelin’ It

-Josh Crane comes through
—“a long, long time coming”
—“I’m training while my opponent’s sleep ...”
-The Hamhead debacle 
—“I only got on Team Hamhead cuz it seemed like the cool thing to do”
-More on Crane ...
—“We’re fu**ing married ... No Beckham”
—“Persistence is key”
—“Not gonna’ go out of my way to bash Josh Crane anymore”
-Robert Kraft gets caught on “some blowj*b sh*t”
-Who is the masked singer?
-“The Happytime Murders”
-Adam Bueller
—“you ain’t Magic Johnson, mfer ...”
-Maria Manic “investigated for cannibalism”
-Jimmy Lloyd
—“I’m not sold on him being the future of anything”
-Shane Mercer
—“... out there fu**in’ killing it now”
-“Where the hell is CZW?”
—“Like nothing ... that wants to succeed”
-H20 Student photo shoot
—“I would worry about his level of strength if he was mowing my fu**ing lawn”
—“These guys look pre-pubescent”
—“Rightfully shi**ing himself”
-Will Onita come?
-LuFisto is retiring
-“I don’t feel bad shi**ing on wrestling fans ...”
—“Clowns will listen to you talk sh*t about them and tune in every fu**ing week”
-Undertaker making that f**k money
-Sage Sin retires
 

‘Til The Wheels Fall Off: SHLAK Returns to Yakuza Kick Radio!!!

Tonight ...
-Shlak returns to the show!
-Thoughts on Ian Rotten
—Wrestling Michael Krueger 
-Wrestling Dan Maff
-“Should I go to the hospital?”
-“Soda cans are bad news”
-UEW “Sovereign of Slaughter 3”
-Memories of Mexico
—“I’m a spoiled American. I love my air conditioning”
-Thoughts on intergender wrestling
—“You put a girl in there, I’m gonna slap the girl the f**k around”
—Wrestling Maria Manic
-Doing lines with Louie & Markus
-“I’m not a worrying person per se ...”
-“You could actually visibly see the white dust floating in the air ...”
-His promo creation process
-Thoughts on working with Nate Hatred
-The Zandig angle ... that never was
-Thoughts on Kit Osborne
—“I just don’t have time for CZW’s finest at the moment”
-What went wrong with CZW / DJ Hyde?
-Thoughts on the “Choose US or THEM” issue
-SHLAK vs. The Filing Cabinet
-Wrestling Josh Crane at VOW Lord of Anarchy 4
-Defending the recurring “racist” allegations
—“Just because you know somebody doesn’t mean you share their viewpoints”
-GCW at The Showboat
—“A circus tent for the clowns ...”
—Taking pictures with Kasai
-How long does he plan to wrestle?
-Gym routine
-SHLAK: Life Coach