Yakuza Kick Radio

Who Booked This S**t!?!?

-Why I haven’t done a show ...
—How I got a duck/pigeon pen
—“I don’t give a f**k about that squirrel ...”
—Some bad pet owners across the street
—“Couple motherf**ers looking underweight and crazy looking ...”
—“I only give a f**k about the cats ...”
-Recapping race season
—Spartan Trifecta
—Tough Mudder
—“Funky Monkey: The Revolution”
—“I guess ‘shimmy’ is the right word ...”
—“This big fat motherfu**er is doing a zip line ...”
-Tattoo season
—“F**k that Alex Colon memory”
-Kiki Challenge
—“MFers acting like Kiki is the first woman that made ‘em want to jump out of a moving car”
—“Joe ... the microphone’s already on”
-Thoughts on Alex Shelley retiring
-RIP Nikolai and Brian Christopher
-“LeBron James is the fu**in’ man”
-Help TJ!
-CZW talk
—Tremont’s gone ‘for good’ but ‘for awhile’
—Dismal state of the company
—Big moment for Dan O’Hare
—DJ = Ass
-Matt Tremont: “The Hero of DeathMatch Wrestling”
-Another ‘heel owner’ angle
—Did $5 Wrestling book this?
—Previewing “Business As Usual”
—“Tickets are flyin’”
 
 

5 Fu**in’ Years!!

On tonight's show:
-5 Years of Sobriety
—Being an addict ...
—“That s**t comes back with a motherfu**in’ vengeance ...”
—“Every morning felt like a fu**in’ truck hit me”
—The downward spiral
—Out there “jousting and talkin’ sh*t”
—Filling the void
-Quit Yakuza? Hell no ...
-“People don’t like to hear harsh criticism ... if it’s about them”
-IWA-MS
—“King of All Kings”
—DeathMatch staples
—“I have been an Ian Rotten supporter for a long fu**in’ time”
—“Lane ain’t blowing the roof off a motherfu**in’ thing”
—Stop insulting intelligence
—J.C. Rotten “just said f**k you Jay Cat!” on the mic
—“If anyone knows what the f**k being ‘buried’ is, it should be Ian Rotten”
-Is Tremont truly done with CZW?
-“A personal attack on my box of ...”
-Spoiler alert: Jurassic World
 

I Don’t Like 2018 ...

Tonight ...
-Nailing the obstacles at BoneFrog
-Going to the hospital
—“Can I mark your gender as ‘Male’?”
—Stopping for a Cold Brew
-“Bryant Woods is fu**in’ terrible ...”
-Sozio burying people
—Joey Janela on some clown sh*t
-LeBron heads West
-RIP Vader
-“I don’t give a f**k about Joe Jackson”
-GCW in NYC
—Jersey already got their DeathMatch tournament!
-Tremont ‘leaving’ CZW
—Focusing on H2O
-King of All Kings tournament
—No Filler!
—Angry Dad
-Taeler Hendrix allegations
-“The venue’s dope ... and the shows are not”
-Shaheen’s ‘bird experience’
-Coming up on 5 years ...
 

No Filler: YKR Reviews TOD 17!!

-Up next ... Bonefrog!
-So, LeBron got swept ...
—LeBron vs. Jordan
-CM Punk 
—“Still the best heel in wrestling”
-Insane Lane is BACK!!
—Here come the “Bad Online Mother Fu**ers”
-Lisa Lampanelli 
—“F**k 2018!!”
-Nick Gage
—The “Stone Cold” of the indies
—Heading down a very bad road
—“Moderation is not in my fu**in’ DNA”
-Time to get into TOD
—“Supposed to be the worst TOD ever”
—“F**k the Shook Crew”
—Shlak SMASH!!!
—Josh “The Pigeon” Crane
—Jimmy Lloyd “takes himself seriously”
—“Everytime DJ’s in the ring ... it’s a bad idea”
-Toby Klein
—Bonding through sobriety
—Doing the job to the Death Nut Challenge
—Searching at Seaside
—Rollin’ out the “Red Carpet”
 
 

A Wrestling Review!!!: YKR Reviews TOS 3

Tonight ...
-More on the Rockin’ Rebel murder-suicide
—Mitch Stein and the Facebook ‘white knights’
-Watching the Cavs game
—“This MFer is the Mance Warner of the NBA ...”
-GCW’s TOS 3
—“They’re not getting away with sh*t here”
—Promoting “mass hysteria” 
—“Who could have a problem with that?”
—“... next thing you know, a blunt’s headed your way”
—Pre-gaming with the dog
—“Christian Bale’s Batman type-sh*t”and “Vince McMahon firing a mfer ..”
—“Glass and fu**ery”
—“Rest In Peace to Nick Gage’s prison physique”
—“... Mexican Danny Havoc”
—The “Ref stoppage”
-How to “save CZW”
-Toby Klein’s farewell weekend
-“H2O is doing big sh*t out there”
-Kanye’s new album “is trash”
 
 

What The F**k Is Wrong With These People?!?!?

Tonight’s topics include:
-The tragedy involving Rockin’ Rebel and his family
—Let’s pump the brakes on the Rebel tributes
-Basketball fandom
—Shaq origins
—LeBron haters: “I genuinely do not like you”
—“Which one of your girlfriend’s left you for LeBron?”
—“... a homosexual act ...”
-Roseanne dropped by ABC
—What’s ‘funny’ and what isn’t?
—“Little by little, you’re chipping away at comedy so nothing more exists”
—“Can’t do that. That’s offensive”
—“I don’t give a f**k about history”
-Wildwood Cop
—“None of the pressure points exist in the skull”
-GCW moves TOS
—Blame it on DJ
—A new word is invented
—“Bring your motherfu**in’ beer, bi**h!!”
—Shot Caller OR Cop Caller?
—“Stop with the bulls**t!”
—“Shlak is a crazy, bad motherf**er ...”

“You Can Still Smell Blood”: Ian FN Rotten stops by YKR!!!

-“I WAS a CZW guy ...”
-Looking at KOTDM ‘18
—Nick Gage: “This guy is fu**in’ money”
—“Shlak is bleeding bad ...”
—DeathMatch wrestlers going “over-the-top”?
—IAN FN ROTTEN calls in to respond!!
 
Conversation with Ian:
-The file cabinet that injured Shlak
—“The sheet metal was just banged to s**t”
—“A complete freak accident”
—Cleaning up after KOTDM ‘18
—“You could still smell the iron ...”
-Discussing the fan attendance
—Oversaturation in Kentuckiana 
—Drawing a light crowd for Penta
—“You run too many shows ...”
—Biggest draw in IWA-MS history?
—Thoughts on moving his shows
-Relationship with GCW
—On Mance: “You made a bad decision”
-Powerbomb.tv
—Stream KOTDM??
—Hello, Mike Burns????
-Seeing the “inside of a post office”
—Not in this building!!
-Ian’s Cowboys forecast
 
Then ...
-Jay discusses TOD
—“The Bad Side” of DeathMatch wrestling
—Brandon Kirk = CZW MVP?!?!?!
—“If anyone should win this fu**in tournament, it’s Conor Claxton”
—Dale Patricks and “his fat friend”
—Thoughts on Toby-Tremont
—CZW on life support
-Time for ... Gage-feld??
-Running commentary on ...
—Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher”
-On Zach Burns
—“This fat Jonah Hill-lookin’ mfer ...”
—“Cookie Man”

Throwback Racism

Tonight ...
-Hitting the trifecta
—Spartan Beast
—The Ultra Beasts are comin’ through!
—“... a colossal di**head”
-Death Nut Challenge
—“I thought I got past all of that ...”
—“Try eating that sh*t with your sinuses”
—“... that fu**ing guy was in my face”
-King of the Death Matches
—The measuring stick
—2015 trip to Indiana
—“I have zero plans to ever watch wrestling”
—“ ... hiding behind a motherfu**in’ logo”
—“If I could take it back, I would”
—“... the best in DeathMatch wrestling”
-TOD ... in New Jersey?
—DJ changes direction to a “way softer Combat Zone”
—Choose a side
—Joey throws a tantrum
—“This is the motherfu**er who’s gonna’ kick my a**?”
-This “lion and tiger petting s**t”
—“Look up Tiger Temple!”
-Kanye West
—“He’s been on some bulls**t his whole fu**in’ life”
-“If Ric Flair was gonna’ fight Jun Kasai ...”
-“I f**k with James Taylor AND I f**k with Sean Price”
-“He bought that sh*t with Marlboro points ....”

Maria Manic on Yakuza Kick Radio!!!!!!!

Maria Manic!!
Topics include:
-“I have a very aggressive side in me ...”
-Discovering Pro Wrestling
—“I wanted to be an actress ... but I also wanted to be a badass”
-Wrestling training in Virginia
-Evolution of her persona
-Discovering CZW
—“... I dropped everything and moved”
—Being exposed to DeathMatch wrestling
-Taking it to the next level
—“If people don’t wanna respect me, I’m gonna give them something to respect”
-Being misused in CZW
—Angle with MJF
-Disrespecting the business
-The right ‘look’
-Bodybuilding
—In the gym ...
—Pet peeves
-GCW
—Coming In to be Scott Hall’s valet
-So ... DJ Hyde licked your face ...
-DeathMatch with Shlak
—“You’re gonna bleed ...”
-Would she do more DeathMatches?
-Teaming with Penelope Ford
-Wrestling fans
—From “I love your t**s” to “Do you think you could squat me?”
—Who’s harmless and who is a creep?
-WWE tryout
—“You can’t teach someone to be charismatic”
-Dream matches
-What matches would be on her resume tape?
-Heel or Face?
-Thoughts on H2O
-Future wrestling opportunities
After Maria ...
-LeBron just hit a buzzer beater 3 ...
-Sprinting at Citi Field
—“I’m faster than over 5,000 motherf**kers ...”
—“I hauled ass out there”
-Hitting up the pet store
-The number one Chili Pepper place on the planet
—“If you’re in the Tennessee area ...”
-"Low Ki ... pay me back!"
-"TOD looks like absolute trash"
 

Yakuza Kick Radio: ”I honestly don’t give a motherf**k about wrestling anymore”

Tonight ...
Topics include:
-“Not my type of ‘Cat People’”
-WrestleMania thoughts 
—“Undertaker came out with a weave ...”
-Low Ki neck injury
—Pulling out of the Riddle match
—“... CZW, being the fu**ing cuckold company they are ...”
—“The GCW-Joey Janela ‘formula’ ...”
-Thoughts on the return of “Roseanne”
-“To me, there’s a tremendous amount of immaturity within the wrestling fandom”
—“If you’re offended by what the f**k I’m sayin’, you’re exactly who I’m talkin’ to”
-Thoughts on David Starr
—“Probably the biggest d**khead on Twitter”
—“... just like all these other millennial d**kheads”
-GCW vs. CZW
—“I think the owners of both companies are fu**in’ di**heads”
-“Drake Younger’s black now ...”
-CZW title already off RSP 
—‘Big Shot’ Preacher
-Lineup change for King of the Death
-Chainsaw Tony
—“I don’t know what the fu** you want me to tell you”
-“This MDK fu**in’ homo”