Yakuza Kick Radio

Triumphant Return of TOD!

-Tournament of Death is back, and Jay Cat joins forces with Sozio to review it!
Sozio: “No aspect of this made any go**amn sense”
Jay Cat: “One part of CZW’s tradition they decided to keep in was to misspell the sh*t out of everything on their shirt”
J: “I almost said, ‘He can’t even make it back through the curtain’ but … there was no curtain”
 
... and so many more gems!

Livin’ Like a High Toddler

YAKUZA!!!
-What stage?
-“Two days of eating like a savage”
-Tuesday came fast
-“No news is good news”
-“Do you understand that one of these fu**ing Sundays, you ain’t gonna see Monday?”
-Tell ‘em, Junior!
-“Nick Gage is not a good wrestler anymore”

About To Get Real Busy

-In a blur
—Doctor’s phone call
—Dietary adjustments
—Let’s get back into Jay Cat Mode
—“I just wanna make sure ya’ll motherfu**ers know I ain’t done”
-Ferris Blusa brings the fight music

Digging Up Angels

NEW YKR!!!!
Tonight ...
-Real heavy sh*t
-“That CM Punk sh*t was fu**ing funny”
-Movie review!
—“Me Time” with Kevin Hart
-Circle 6 ‘buys’ KOTDM & TPI
-TOD is back
—“It’s just not genuine”
—“Who the fu** is left that cares about 2002 CZW?”
—“I find it hard to support something that I just know is disingenuous”
-“Matt Tremont got cut open in a ‘If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it’ match”

Shot Out of a Cannon

Tonight ...
-Thoughts on Jordynne Grace
—“I think she’s built like Dino Bravo”
—“I just don’t think she’s a good person”
-More on Chris Dickinson-CVE
-Kimber Lee-Zach Wentz
-“I don’t doubt this Zach kid is a piece of s**t. But I 100 percent doubt that she just found out about it”
-“I wonder what happened with Ian’s lawyer”
—“There’s definitely people I hope are still owed money”
-“The Monday night wars … at Tremont’s apartment”
—“I don’t know why this is happening … 2-Oh”
-“Another ‘Why the f**k is this happening??’ … brought to you by CZW”
-The Game vs. Eminem
-Danny Demanto stealing heat
-“If Karen watched a Dice special …”

Ya’ll Ready for the Fireworks?

Tonight ...
-“I’ve never been the Farty dude …”
-“I could taste COVID in this motherfu**er …”
-“Seaside … it’s always been garbage”
-Sports autograph convention
-“Recklessness annoys me”
-Thoughts on the Brittney Griner situation
-“I don’t think you should be coming to me for movie reviews …”
—But … “let’s talk about Jurassic World: Dominion”
-Called out at a PA shindy?
-Thoughts on Ric Flair’s last match
—Gage in love?
-Stabbing at ICW
—“Kasey Kirk is a fu**ing star”
-Go Fund Hoodfoot 
-“Violence for the sake of violence”
—“We’re gonna’ fight our friends … for the sake of fighting our friends”
—“I’m getting blubbering bulls**t promos after every match”
-Rob Black is about to ruin Danny Demanto

Return of The Bad Boy!!!

-The Bad Boy has been everywhere, and he returns to Yakuza Kick Radio!
-Joey gives his thoughts on:
—AEW
—Why does he think COVID really hurt him?
—Feelings on Jim Cornette
—“You’re never going to see the same Joey Janela match”
—Wrestling Luchadors
—The fire incident: “Brett thought I was kidding”
—Chris Webby video shoot
—JT Dunn: “The guy is just effortlessly good”
—3-Way with Joshua Bishop and Matthew Justice: “That was some real crazy sh*t”
—Everything was on fire in Ohio?!?
—“Luckily, I have experience when it comes to stupid sh*t”
 

Participation Trophy Radio!!

YAKUUUUZAAA!!!!!!!
-Progress update on the yard
-First race since 2019 … this Saturday!
-Thoughts on the “Dirty” Ron controversy
—“Dude is a je**off”
-Deathmatch Hall of Fame ceremony
—Pondo inducts JC
—“I’m not on board with blaming Ian Rotten for JC’s death”
—Toby Klein “should have been the main event”
—Wifebeater: “I could give his acceptance speech and do a better job than he did”
—Nick Gage: “Lookin’ like ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ lost his fu**ing glasses”
-Thoughts on the latest Ian Rotten situation
—“I’m supposed to believe this?”
—“This is some crackhead s**t”
—“If you got beat by Ian Rotten recently, it’s because you’re a fu**ing fool”
—“That guy is a problem to wrestling”
—“Even with that discount, he can’t pay the bill”
-“If you identify openly as a ‘nerd,’ I don’t want any part of you in my life”

Thank You For The Good Times

NEW YAKUZA!
Tonight's topics:
-Tracy Morgan at Count Basie
-“Remember when MJF first came out?”
—“His manager was Maria Manic. One of those two people made a BAD career decision”
-RIP Big Mac Smack
-“That Clark kid … the one you looked at like ‘there’s something wrong with this motherfu**er?’ Well, guess what? There IS something wrong with this motherfu**er”
-Thoughts on the Chris Dickinson abuse rumors 
—“Being ‘mean’ isn’t a crime”
-Deathmatch wrestling has been “killed by these companies doing front-to-back deathmatches”
-GCW’s “The Old Me”
—“One of the best shows that I’ve seen in a long fu**in’ time”

Bloody 20 Dollar Bills, Ya’ll

Tonight's show ...
-latest AC adventures
-Rest In Peace Gilbert
-Matt Tremont
—“I don’t understand how people still go to his shows”
—“Everything looks shady”
-“XPW fu**ing blows”
-Doors vs. Tables
-Zandig’s Staple Gun Challenge, motherfu**ers!
-Thoughts on the Will Smith - Chris Rock incident
—“You talked more sh*t to Geoffrey than that motherfu**er said to your wife”
—“I hope he (Chris Rock) sues him for every thing he’s got”
-“Can somebody explain racism to me?”
-Deebo requests a trade